Tim Crist a.k.a. Shoebox

Disco Infesto, by Dead Rat Disco 5 track album

Maybe this will help: deadratdisco.bandcamp.com :)

The debut EP from my new band Dead Rat Disco is available today on Bandcamp: deadratdisco.bandcamp.com
Hitting the streaming services and such next Friday.

Wow, thanks for remembering this existed! I'm still alive but way older now because of time.

Last day for this! Get a bundle with all the available Worm Quartet vinyl or CDs along with a shirt, keychain, poncho, and stickers for 40 bucks!! wormquartet.bandcamp.com

Ooo! What's this? Added two bundles to the Worm Quartet Bandcamp merch page for Black Friday! Get either ALL of my available CDs -or- my two vinyl records along with a shirt, poncho, stickers, and a keychain for 40 smackers! wormquartet.bandcamp.com/merch

Finally the rest of you can see what I always see when I glance skyward - the blessed giant open-mouthed golden orb of hunger, consumer of the azure dead - hovering over us, ever-moving yet ever-mazebound. Happy Thanksgiving.

CHAPEL HILL! This Saturday! 9pm! $10 suggested donation! Tell your hoodlum friends!!

ME: *Grabs a few sheets of toilet paper from the roll*
GOOGLE GEMINI: Hi, would you like to try new AI wiping?
ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ALSO TRUE!

That I wish I could set my album's art on fire? :)

I don't own this version of "Fresh Fruit," nor had I seen it. Most versions of this, including the CD and vinyl I own, do not use the typewriter font on the cover. Hence, coincidence.

RALEIGH! TOMORROW! FIVE BUCKS! NOISE AT NINE!

Hi! My band Dead Rat Disco is playing Slim's in Raleigh, NC THIS SATURDAY! Five bucks! Come on out, dammit!!

ANNOUNCEMENT: Yes, I've seen it.

Hi! My new punk band Dead Rat Disco is playing a free show THIS FRIDAY (Halloween!) at New York Pizza in Greensboro, NC with Dit and Milk Truck! Come out! Dress like something! Throw candy corn at us!

P.S. Oh yeah I'm in a punk band now. Sorry, I don't post updates on Bluesky very often.

I have had to make several situational exceptions to that rule. Perhaps I made too many such exceptions at Riot Fest, as it took a month for my ribs to heal.

NEW WORM QUARTET SINGLE!! "I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest!" Available at wormquartet.bandcamp.com/track/i-was-... and at all the various streamy whatever places!

THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR TO ME SOMEHOW!!

Hi! I'm doing a belated "Farewell To Rochester" show August 1st at the California Brew Haus in Rochester, NY, along with Devo Spice, Emcee M.D., Small Signals, and Motiks! Hosted by Likewize! Come on out and make me feel bad for leaving! @smallsignals.bsky.social @devospice.bsky.social

BODY: *gets off treadmill*
BRAIN:
"And I raaaaaaan
I ran a while in plaaaaace
d is zeerooo
So F just goes to waaaaaste
And W's erased"

Ever wake up with a really stupid idea and you can't move on until you make it exist? (Art made with copy-pasting from stolen art, with minor unskilled Photoshop manipulation.) If anyone with actual skill wants to make a good version of this, feel free. 🙂

I STAND REFERENCED!

'Tis indeed. It's hard in a team book to flesh out every character but PAD found a brilliant way to do exactly that. So damned good.

And the asshole you got to actually read that line for the album knew exactly what issue you were referencing, as he'd been equally blown away by it back in the day.

It's "Bulloch." Hope that helps!

Normalize responding to "Fuck you!" with "No, it is YOU who is fuck!"

The reason I do music in my spare time is that nobody ever makes fan art of software development managers. Visual gloriousness courtesy of Chuck!

CORRECT! Once live at MarsCon with Possible Oscar (with Jeremy Bulloch a.k.a. Boba Fett in the audience rocking out,) and once with my own arrangement on Worm Quartet's "The Pac-Man EP!"

Normalize calling corn on the cob "Corn: The Food" and corn mazes "Corn: The Predicament."

I have a fever and the only cure is more cowbell, but cowbell is considered a level 3 prescription and my insurance won't cover it without prior authorization so I have to spend 2 weeks trying a tambourine first, then fax a form from my doctor attesting that the tambourine treatment was ineffective.

Hi! I'm gonna appear on this thing on Monday at 9pm central time (which is 10pm here in reality.) Tune in and see if I manage to screw up the sound setup in my new studio/office or if I just screw up the lyrics and/or keytaring! www.virtualcomedyshow.com