Tim Crist a.k.a. Shoebox of Worm Quartet

Hi! I'm doing a belated "Farewell To Rochester" show August 1st at the California Brew Haus in Rochester, NY, along with Devo Spice, Emcee M.D., Small Signals, and Motiks! Hosted by Likewize! Come on out and make me feel bad for leaving! @smallsignals.bsky.social @devospice.bsky.social

BODY: *gets off treadmill*
BRAIN:
"And I raaaaaaan
I ran a while in plaaaaace
d is zeerooo
So F just goes to waaaaaste
And W's erased"

Ever wake up with a really stupid idea and you can't move on until you make it exist? (Art made with copy-pasting from stolen art, with minor unskilled Photoshop manipulation.) If anyone with actual skill wants to make a good version of this, feel free. 🙂

I STAND REFERENCED!

'Tis indeed. It's hard in a team book to flesh out every character but PAD found a brilliant way to do exactly that. So damned good.

And the asshole you got to actually read that line for the album knew exactly what issue you were referencing, as he'd been equally blown away by it back in the day.

It's "Bulloch." Hope that helps!

Normalize responding to "Fuck you!" with "No, it is YOU who is fuck!"

The reason I do music in my spare time is that nobody ever makes fan art of software development managers. Visual gloriousness courtesy of Chuck!

CORRECT! Once live at MarsCon with Possible Oscar (with Jeremy Bulloch a.k.a. Boba Fett in the audience rocking out,) and once with my own arrangement on Worm Quartet's "The Pac-Man EP!"

Normalize calling corn on the cob "Corn: The Food" and corn mazes "Corn: The Predicament."

I have a fever and the only cure is more cowbell, but cowbell is considered a level 3 prescription and my insurance won't cover it without prior authorization so I have to spend 2 weeks trying a tambourine first, then fax a form from my doctor attesting that the tambourine treatment was ineffective.

Hi! I'm gonna appear on this thing on Monday at 9pm central time (which is 10pm here in reality.) Tune in and see if I manage to screw up the sound setup in my new studio/office or if I just screw up the lyrics and/or keytaring! www.virtualcomedyshow.com

I've had nothing bad to say about
@aveloair.bsky.social
until this shit. Won't get my business again until they reverse course. Sign the petition: chng.it/jDwQGh5hrQ

The current state of AI is basically the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser from the Hitchhiker's Guide. Change my mind.

You forgot to add "if you're a little bitch."

Hi! This is happening tonight at 8pm eastern time! I'll be joining around 9! I don't own that mask anymore and I haven't unpacked the cape and I weigh over 120 pounds less than I did in this picture, so EVERYONE WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! YAAAAAAAY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5x2...

First practice in months...not bad! Coming for Minneapolis in March! marsconcomedy.wordpress.com

MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL! After a decade-long absence, I will finally be returning to MarsCon, along with Devo Spice, Steve Goodie, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, the great Luke Ski, Insane Ian, and *deep breath* 2025 guest of honor KING MISSILE.

This is going to be so freakin' awesome.

Thank you! I strive to continue existing!

Select all squares with adorable sleepy assholes

It seems wrong somehow that I've never seen a vibrator that runs on D batteries.

Here's a photo of me as a baby, chilling in my baby desk mount while my Grandfather smokes a cigarette right next to my head - and right in front of a picture of Smokey the Bear.

The seventies certainly did happen.

Replace any movie title in its entirety with "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"

For example:
"Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Fried Green Tomatoes" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Amadeus" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"

YouTube video by shoeboxofstuff Worm Quartet "We Do A Christmas" (featuring Thunk Thunk Thunk)

MERRY ALL OF THE THINGS www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD2s...

Unpacking a box of decorations and uncovered one of the dumbest things I own...a clearly-officially-authorized book of Spider-Person stickers, interspersed with stickers featuring JUST THE LOGO from "Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life." I love this so hard.

Anesthesia inspires a Worm Quartet playlist again.

And I knew which issue you were talking about! One of my favs. God, that was a good run.