Danny Carman

“And I thought… they smelled bad on the outside!”
-Han solo as yo mommas gynocologist

#maythe4th

05.05.2025 02:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She uploads a message on a robot asking for help and immediately some guy simps for her.

Princess Leias message on R2D2 is technically a thirst trap. #maythe4th

05.05.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anytime I play a game where I have the option to play as a woman or a man. I always pick woman. All yall looking at some dudes ass in third person for literally 30 plus hours are gay as hell.

23.04.2025 05:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hot take: heart shaped pizzas are a rip off. You’re paying the same amount for less pizza. #valentines

14.02.2025 23:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Valentine’s Day goals: being unable to walk; be it from eating too much, drinking too much, or fucking too much.

12.02.2025 22:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Falafel has to be one of the most difficult recipes there is. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fry a chicks pee?

26.01.2025 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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23.01.2025 19:00 — 👍 15238    🔁 2216    💬 122    📌 85

I’m trying to follow subjects I enjoy, looking up tags for #wwe I’ve found nothing but people comparing it to current politics. Come on. That’s insulting to the art of pro wrestling. Although there are just as many carny racist terrible people involved in both so maybe they’re onto something.

22.01.2025 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a pic of leaves on the ground.

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

18.11.2024 13:48 — 👍 6142    🔁 1068    💬 212    📌 291

Testing. I’m going to be here more frequently due to every other social media turning into a dumpster fire.

Let’s so how long it takes for this one to suck as well!

21.01.2025 18:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0