Mac Foster @macfoster - Bluesky Profile

Me waiting patiently for grandpa to wander underneath the mistletoe so I can French kiss him.

13.12.2024 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sup bitch ya wanna talk some shit?

13.12.2024 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They banned Perry for being not gay it’s insane.

22.11.2024 23:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember going to my first freakoff with grandpa when I was only 11 years old. Still go with him but the first is always the best!

22.11.2024 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dragging my balls through broken glass just for the hell of it.

22.11.2024 19:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Won every freak off I ever entered I’m a fucking menace with the baby oil.

21.11.2024 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The gamer shall inherit the Earth.

21.11.2024 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep a small sack of black hair in my pocket so that I may touch it whenever I please.

21.11.2024 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hocked a lougie into Stancil’s impossible burger.

21.11.2024 00:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everywhere I go I must grape.

20.11.2024 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dick slap a bitch’s birthday cake.

20.11.2024 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hittin it from the back with my fanny pack on.

20.11.2024 13:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lowkey it’s crazy how I be for real horny on bluesky.

20.11.2024 04:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I developed a new way to eat boogers that the worl ain’t never seen befo

20.11.2024 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AML4AM (Alpha Male looking 4 Alpha Males)

20.11.2024 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eatin’ so many shrimps I got iodine poisoning.

20.11.2024 03:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mac Foster