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You can also get shingles in your optic nerve, leading to blindness.

Considering the US is a country run by a guy who thinks the answer to alarming news is to stop putting out the alarming news and stick your head in the sand... this checks out.

Goddamn... absolutely nailed her energy.

"Used to"...

Though, to be fair, these days he probably snorts it off of Trump's orange ball sack. So he's technically correct.

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His answer displays how he can see differences and nuance from within the framework of whiteness. But when he looks outside of that, it's all a blur of "ain't white" to him.

He also overlooks the persecution Irish and Italian folks faced in America.

What a bumblefuck.

His points distilled to ethnicity and culture, not whiteness vs. blackness. I think part of the problem is white folks like him see melanin level as a singular ethnicity and cultural identity. They don't acknowledge how, say, Brazilian and Columbian culture differ. Ethiopian vs. Ghanan. Etc.

• White heroin addict? You're A-OK!
• Brown person with medical MJ card? "Worst of the worst."

Let's not forget all of the real, white rapists labeling all people of color as rapists.

"Trained activists." These chucklefucks really do want to imagine there's an Antifa training camp somewhere issuing signs and blue hair dye to create a crack squad of tactical whistle blowers and mace-huffers.

Honestly, if they were trained, they'd be SO much better than ICE's clown battalion.

"Very low-IQ people..."

Right next to his Bud K katana and keyblade replicas. If only someone would cut the string on the Sword of Damocles above him.

The energy she was bringing was basically a mishmash of queen bee who peaked in high school, raging karen, and embarrassing wine mom on a bender.

She should be arrested and prosecuted as an accessory to child trafficking - because you know the people she's protecting didn't simply stop because Epstein's venue closed up. They just pivoted to other networks. She's enabling continued trafficking and child rape by protecting them.

Not to mention, of all of the "Muh 'merrican freedums!" folks... he's so quick to slather Trump's orthopedic shoes with his tongue that he HAS to be a total submissive pain puppy.

Of all the JimBubbaBoBobs in Washington, he's the JimBubbaBoBobbiest.

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Did she go to legal school or clown college? Her ability to stay on point with any measure of skill is on par with a stormtrooper's marksmanship. A skilled lawyer would be able to talk around a topic while still seeming to be on topic. She's just off on a mean girl rant.

Why does she look like a Thunderbirds puppet in that picture???

Do fermented drinks. You can open with, "Welcome to my kombuchannel."

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Or is it maybe to turn Greg Abbot into giant crab/spider mech?

Please tell me it's not so they can make coal-burning "disposal areas" in their concentration camps.

I loved the whole vibe of this movie. The aesthetics. The music. All of it really captured some of that early Bond era, Johnny Quest, Thunderbirds type feel.

Kinda makes me think of a Wuzzle.

For real. "Straight" white men turning off big booty shakin' to watch Kid Rock grind in jorts. Sounds kinda gay if you ask me. But then... there's a reason Grindr gets so overloaded it crashes during the RNC.

So basically "Pedophiles... rapists... murderers."

A woman not seeing "what the big deal is" about raping underage girls. Honestly... GOP women need to turn in their womanhood. They don't deserve it. That's why they scapegoat trans women at the behest of their pedo overlords - because trans women are more woman than these harpies ever were.

Turns out the best way to ensure the end of MAGA by lack of future generations is Darwinism.

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"We've replaced the previous administrations alleged weaponization of the justice system with our own weaponization of the justice system. Let's see if anyone notices the difference."

I wish he'd just shoot himself into space and let Earth be done with him. Or, you know, do that but without the "into space" part. Either way works.

The problem that plan is they don't want to talk to him. He has a better chance of this moon colony thing than actually finding someone who loves him or even likes him enough to spend real time with him.