Greg the Unimaginative

Sydney FC Sign Haitian International Forward Sydney FC have lit up their front line with the exciting capture of 23-year-old, Canadian-born, Haiti international forward Laurie-Ann Moïse.

Sydney FC sign another international to bolster their front line for the upcoming season:

sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...

Signings of international players continue at Sydney FC with the annoucement of Riley Tanner (USA-born, Panamanian national team):
sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...

Sydney FC Farewell Women's Greatest Appearance Maker Sydney FC is saying goodbye after 10 years to Princess Ibini with the club legend keen to explore overseas playing opportunities.

Princess Ibini to leave Sydney FC for an overseas opportunity #ALW
sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...

Fuck that was good

On a plate 🍽️

With her 32nd assist, Sofia Huerta becomes the all-time NWSL regular season assist leader 🔥

A NEW RECORD 👑

Sofia Huerta now holds the @nwslsoccer.com assist record with 32 regular season assists. ✨

Congratulations Sofia!

Tenacious Tumeth Signs Again Sydney FC defender Tori Tumeth has re-signed for the Sky Blues A-League Women's 2025-26 season after a successful stint with Australia.

Tori Tumeth re-signs with Sydney FC:
"I am extremely competitive and I want to win every single game. Last year we fell short of our goals and this year I’m adamant that won’t happen again. We want to compete for the Championship.”

sydneyfc.com/news/star-de...

It’s official - Fridolina Rolfö has signed for Manchester United ✍️🇸🇪

Sydney FC Sign American Attacker Jodi Ulkekul Sydney FC have pulled off one of the signings of the Ninja A-League Women’s off-season, signing highly-rated American attacker Jodi Ülkekul.

Sydney FC announced the signing of an international striker for the upcoming season:
sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...

Maybe she's just not a Bunnies fan?
What about Balmain Tigers

You can't convince me this isn't a dinosaur
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Ultra good camouflage.
Turns out eucalypt trees have never had branches - it's been log insects all along

Kinda explains the warning around not camping under eucalypt trees because they drop their branches so often

Cassowaries - a flightless bird that's about 6 foot high and has been gifted machetes on its feet

Makes you wonder how the fuck anyone hasn't noticed it until now 🤣

Sydney FC sign Grand Final match winner Bianca Galic Sydney FC have signed Croatian Internationalist Bianca Galic from the Central Coast Mariners on a three year deal

Bianca Galic signs with Sydney FC on a THREE YEAR contact!! 🎉🎉
sydneyfc.com/news/bianca-...

Anyone except China, the Koreas, and Japan

NIGERIA ARE CHAMPIONS OF AFRICA FOR THE 10TH TIME 🇳🇬 👏

📷: @fifawwc.bsky.social

No one's as cool as Batman amirite

Have you watched Man Of Steel? I thought that was the best Superman movie up to that point - I'm curious how you think the new one compares

3 photos in a collage. First is Pablo Escobar looking forlorn sitting on a child's swing set, second is Sam Kerr looking forlorn whilst sitting on an Esky, third is Pablo Escobar standing in an empty swimming pool looking forlorn. Text across the image says "me until October 31st"

The Dub kicks off again on October 31st, 2025.
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You're damn right. She'll always be player of the match cos she's that damn good

I cannot agree more on this statement. Particularly on some warm, freshly-baked bread

Certainly not without the headphones - I'm sure they'd help

Why am I getting the feeling she'll get no minutes at all and then end up being worse off for it all

Very jealous! Will have to visit next time I'm in Melby

I don't know how this would work but I would definitely play it. Two thumbs up

A longer screenshot of the original email from the APL

Sure, but the APL wrote the email 😉