Greg the Unimaginative

Maybe she's just not a Bunnies fan?
What about Balmain Tigers

You can't convince me this isn't a dinosaur
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Ultra good camouflage.
Turns out eucalypt trees have never had branches - it's been log insects all along

Kinda explains the warning around not camping under eucalypt trees because they drop their branches so often

Cassowaries - a flightless bird that's about 6 foot high and has been gifted machetes on its feet

Makes you wonder how the fuck anyone hasn't noticed it until now 🤣

Sydney FC sign Grand Final match winner Bianca Galic Sydney FC have signed Croatian Internationalist Bianca Galic from the Central Coast Mariners on a three year deal

Bianca Galic signs with Sydney FC on a THREE YEAR contact!! 🎉🎉
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Anyone except China, the Koreas, and Japan

NIGERIA ARE CHAMPIONS OF AFRICA FOR THE 10TH TIME 🇳🇬 👏

📷: @fifawwc.bsky.social

No one's as cool as Batman amirite

Have you watched Man Of Steel? I thought that was the best Superman movie up to that point - I'm curious how you think the new one compares

3 photos in a collage. First is Pablo Escobar looking forlorn sitting on a child's swing set, second is Sam Kerr looking forlorn whilst sitting on an Esky, third is Pablo Escobar standing in an empty swimming pool looking forlorn. Text across the image says "me until October 31st"

The Dub kicks off again on October 31st, 2025.
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You're damn right. She'll always be player of the match cos she's that damn good

I cannot agree more on this statement. Particularly on some warm, freshly-baked bread

Certainly not without the headphones - I'm sure they'd help

Why am I getting the feeling she'll get no minutes at all and then end up being worse off for it all

Very jealous! Will have to visit next time I'm in Melby

I don't know how this would work but I would definitely play it. Two thumbs up

A longer screenshot of the original email from the APL

Sure, but the APL wrote the email 😉

A screenshot of an email sent by the APL. The email details the important dates and timings of ticket sales for the upcoming 2026 Women's Asian Cup, but the title of the section reads "Important Dates & Timinings"

The Australian Professional Leagues, everybody 👏👏
Well done to the proofreaders

Screen capture of two children sitting in plush reddish chairs at the football stadium. Both wear dark England shirts and over-the-ear headphones. The one of the left is enraptured with his pink-encased tablet computer. The one on the right has tipped his chair seat up and is looking up at the sky.

The real stars of tonight's football match.
#SWEENG

Very jealous! This would be the best game to attend, and even better to do so with Swedish fans!

Charlotte McLean from Tampa Bay Suns to Sydney FC

Well, we just went to FIFA to have words about clearing #AussieKayla but unfortunately, it was blocked off and some very aggressive security personnel were in no mood to let us talk to Gianni. Obviously the world is terrified at the prospect of #AussieKayla and The Matildas sweeping all before them.

Yes, with Ante coaching an NPL men's side and his job as head of sports at a western Sydney high school, you wonder how much time he can really devote to the coaching of Sydney FC's womens squad.
Would be best to have a full-time coach for the women imho

Some excellent choices in there. All great songs

This is quite sad in a way. In the previous season, Bri had a great run with Wellington and I was very impressed when I watched her play.
Then something totally changed (a lot of pressure to perform at Sydney?) and she was only mediocre for us.
I reckon with more support, she could be great

Sounds like you're looking for any excuse not to eat kippers for breakfast 😋
Will you perhaps "forget" again next year?

A very poorly Photoshopped image. Originally showed Sam Kerr holding her Chelsea jersey to the camera whilst standing in a corporate box at Chelsea's home stadium, but now shows Ellie Carpenter's face, screaming in celebration, with her name pasted poorly over Kerr's name in the jersey. The jersey number has also been changed to show number 21 instead of Kerr's 20

First official photo of Ellie Carpenter after signing with Chelsea