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Andrew Hunter Murray

@andrewhunterm.bsky.social

Author (A Beginner’s Guide To Breaking And Entering OUT NOW); No Such Thing As A Fish co-host, Private Eye joke-writer, Naked Week host. Agents are RCW (books) and The Agency (showbiz bébé).

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Latest posts by andrewhunterm.bsky.social on Bluesky

Joke's on you: that cleaner was M.

22.01.2026 10:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

!!!!!

18.01.2026 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Terrific point. Thank you! Also "Unfair Cop" would have been a good title for the ICE section...

15.01.2026 09:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A very informative scream. Thanks for this.

13.01.2026 10:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indiana Jones would like a word

13.01.2026 09:12 — 👍 49    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0

The utterly shameless & widely covered "report" out today, claiming net zero will "cost" £9tn is based on:

* Assuming free fossil-fuel energy, free petrol cars, free gas boilers, free gas power plants etc

AND

* Including climate damages in the "cost" of net zero

I kid you not, it is that stupid

13.01.2026 07:37 — 👍 696    🔁 354    💬 17    📌 15

One thing that unites these people, above all else, is there never ending, self-pitying WHINING.

The "very painful things" they wrote were facts that you avoided tax, had to pay millions in fines, hid it whilst Chancellor then threatened legal action against anyone who reported it.

12.01.2026 11:39 — 👍 211    🔁 74    💬 6    📌 7

Magnificent

06.01.2026 11:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This was so much fun. Listen now for the most Abundant quizzing hour of your life!

22.12.2025 08:57 — 👍 18    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

How does Bjorn from ABBA have more clarity on this than a nontrivial proportion of European leaders

19.12.2025 14:00 — 👍 68    🔁 15    💬 5    📌 0

Eh? We said it's a huge triumph that it's been cleared up enough that people can swim in it!

19.12.2025 09:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What's fun is looking at the electricity usage stats for the day (via the solar app) and being able to see the time of every single cup of tea, each causing a brief but massive spike in power demand

01.12.2025 12:08 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beethoven! Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot! So many.

30.11.2025 15:35 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Terrific, thank you! I will read and (attempt to) digest...

29.11.2025 20:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It wasn't me miss! It was Jon Holmes from Bottom Set English!

29.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Hi Giles - anywhere in particular you'd recommend reading about this please?

29.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

John Mortimer uses the word in a Rumpole story to emphasise that a character was a bit racist. The story in question was printed in 1990.

26.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Imagine this - 3 FREE hours of solar energy for EVERY household across the country ☀️ In #Australia, it’s becoming a reality in 2026. Take a look at how it works… 🧵

21.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 83    🔁 32    💬 3    📌 3

Yes! Changed maybe... 4 or 5 radiators? But that wasn't much extra cost to be honest, and several others didn't need upgrading.

21.11.2025 12:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got one of these things in the summer. So far, the house is much more toasty, and with the right tariff the bill is down 40%. More reports as we have them.

21.11.2025 12:11 — 👍 42    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 1
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Heat pumps are the most efficiency heating technology ever invented.

That's because they harvest, compress and transport pre-existing heat from the air, the ground or the water.

Compared to a gas boiler heat pumps deliver ~4x more heat for each unit of energy inout.

21.11.2025 10:40 — 👍 2954    🔁 698    💬 174    📌 37

RIP my mentions

21.11.2025 06:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just to clarify, I said that emissions are higher than ever, which means the *problem* is getting worse faster - not that they're rising faster. They are rising slower. Agree that it's looking like a plateau now and it's not totally clear what 2025 will be when the dust settles - all eyes on China!

19.11.2025 14:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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There's an army of people out there telling us change is impossible.

Only that it is not.

10 years ago electric vehicles plaid almost no role in global car sales.

Today one in five cars sold worldwide is electric.

11.11.2025 10:34 — 👍 147    🔁 47    💬 4    📌 5

Hello! By the way is there an HD version of this I might be able to print please? There's no way I'm not putting this on my wall

07.11.2025 09:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

How does he know SO little about this?

05.11.2025 12:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I'll need a few years to stop being cross about it but I'll circle back to it in 2035

03.11.2025 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolute marmalade-dropper, this. Well worth a read.

03.11.2025 08:17 — 👍 57    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 0

Hello! Yes, that's right. Basically, Apple only allows podcasters to provide one tier, so we have kept that one as the DUAL + ad-free tier - and Patreon allows us to do more tiers which is where video DUALs and Fish XLs and merch et cetera all are. Hope that makes sense!

03.11.2025 07:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The holy trinity. Hope you enjoy it!

02.11.2025 10:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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