Kelly Kemp

Why am I singing ‘I got cat, in bucket’ to the tune of Brass in Pocket?

#catsky

Someone somewhere is already writing a screenplay…

So cool!

I also loved this one 💚

Thank you for letting me know. These pics are ones I took in Morocco over the last few days so maybe belonging to people visiting?

Dream line up. Obsessed with all the old vehicles in Morocco and a testament to building things that last!!!

Tell me you’re on holiday, without telling me you’re on holiday.

#cats #catsky

The irony of the local Lib Dem councillor running on an ‘affordable homes for locals’ campaign whilst simultaneously owning holiday rentals: welcome to Cornwall! #cornwall #kernow

My mum just text me in a panic to ask if I was Team Kendrick or Team Drake. It’s a challenging time to be the parent of a millenial.

‘Hello officer, I’d like to report a murder’

Just kidding, I don’t talk to cops.
#dogsitting

Magical Cornish moments in January: went to Padstow and there were no tourists (it’s normally unbearable), the harbour bridge came up and there was a starfish on it, the old fisher guy told us last month there had been an octopus. Drank a pint of local beer, ate a pie.

In fact I think I liked it marginally more than the film I watched last week about a shark in Paris.

Films are wild.

an ambulance with the word ambulance on the side of it ALT: an ambulance with the word ambulance on the side of it

Watched Cocaine Bear last night - didn’t hate it.

😂

I just finished reading the book of this and I’m still depressed days later! 😂😭

Yep, this was definitely made for someone with a penchant for ‘kitchen sex’.

Only in Cornwall can you buy a pasty and then get immediately harassed by a chicken.

There’s a Highlander TV show?! Wild.

The amount of pasta I can eat when I’m hormonal is truly terrifying.

Get in loser, we’re posting lock screens.

Yes that is the neighbour’s cat, and yes I do have a problem.

Absolute belter of a film!

That’s amazing

Come on, surely this is EVERYONE’S favourite film of 1992!

Underrated film! David Bowie, Chris Isaak, Kiefer Sutherland - epic.

Onibaba
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Ju-on
Battle Royale

Honourable mention: Perfect Days

*instantly triggers daydream about the House of Lords being built over a giant shit pit*

Wait, you’re not supposed to cry during sex?

a man and a woman are walking down a street and the woman is talking to the man . ALT: a man and a woman are walking down a street and the woman is talking to the man .

Just got Hiroshima, Mon Amour on DVD. Am I emotionally ready for this?