ɭɭHEIS.IN.FLEW.HENCEɭɭ 🇳🇬

My girlfriend when she goes through my Facebook and sees that I’ve got a Top Fan badge on her best friend’s profile

🤣🤣

Ahem… blows off thick layer of dust
Did this place always have this many cobwebs, or did I just respawn in a haunted server?

😅

Handing over to Jesus ooo 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🤧

At this moment, lights flashes before his eyes💔😅

😅😅

When you step on the brake 3 times and it doesn't stop....

When your friend and his girlfriend start arguing, and she start spilling out all the secrets you told your friend

For real💯

We need drafts and to be able to schedule skeets.

We need drafts and to be able to schedule skeets

a woman in a blue polka dot shirt is sitting in a crowd of people . ALT: a woman in a blue polka dot shirt is sitting in a crowd of people .

Ain’t nothing worse than your clothes size telling you to grow up

Simple🙂😅

My love language is boob, please thank you ☺️

Na running skills I wan test, no be madness💔😅🤲

Bcus it's fun💔😅

💔😅

I feel like I'm losing my running skills' I need a dog to chase me.

Bro, life will test you again and again.

You'll fail many times,

But as long as you don't quit,

You will win.

My crush is posting broken-heart quotes
Lemme give her 2 days to cry then I cease the opportunity

Nothing much😅

I became the moon

💔😅😅

Cool🙌❤