SEVERE HONEY

SEVERE HONEY

@shvps4deth.bsky.social

no, not that one part time theydy, full-time thembo

26 Followers 49 Following 126 Posts Joined May 2025
2 days ago

that was good tea

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2 days ago

drinking orange ginger turmeric herbal tea bc i'm feelin peaceful as fuck rn

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3 days ago

it's spelled "geeter", sheezus

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4 days ago

Dear god

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4 days ago

After revelations that companies like Ring have been selling home security footage to ICE, the most common defense of keeping a camera up seems to be, “But what if I’m stalked?”

And as a violence researcher, I’m just here to state for the record that police do not care about your security footage.

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5 days ago

The reviews used to justify this excluded nearly 97% of all studies from inclusion in their analysis. This is an absolutely obscene hatchet job by the NHS specifically created to eliminate access to hormones for trans youth.

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6 days ago

Sounds good

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1 week ago

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

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1 week ago

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

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1 week ago
the words "hydrocarbon evisceration" in the style of the logo of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon on a green background quickly put together in paint

there is some creative syncopation required to get the nine syllables of "hydrocarbon evisceration" to fit the cadence of the eight syllables of "teenage mutant ninja turtles" so i have separated the words a little. prob someone's gna be like "haha carbone" and frankly i have no worthwhile defense against that
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1 week ago

[homer simpson reading karl's note] youessians

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1 week ago

smoke rises from the oklahoma capitol building. a new Markwayne has been chosen.

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1 week ago
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noem's dog looking down from heaven

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1 week ago

aghast at the four mother sauces being called mere 'condiments'

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1 week ago

i should be less boastful abt everything that i have but ultimately, i'm glad i ate those potato chips just now

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1 week ago

it's okay to socially ostracize parents who won't vaccinate themselves or their children, in fact we should be doing it as a rule

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1 week ago

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

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1 week ago

I'll say it again: If you're consistently finding ways to rationalize away Graham Platner's Nazi tattoo or embrace of Nazi content creators then you really are no different than those on the right who were trying to explain why Elon really wasn't giving a Heil Hitler

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2 weeks ago

CBS ratings are down across the board (except for colbert i think?). they were, in general, the highest-rated network and after summer 2025 a lot of ppl tuned out of CBS bc of the colbert/late show cxln, even before weiss/etc (not rly sure how many live network tv viewers pay attn to that world tbh)

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2 weeks ago

a year back the place i was working closed so i took the first job that called back for less hours and less pay, worked hard to get more hours. i got a raise so medicaid dropped us. now i'm paying 100s for reduced drug costs and i'll never use it bc i will never be able to afford the deductible 👍

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2 weeks ago

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

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2 weeks ago

It is very hard not to have a safe choice to use the bathroom in public.

It may be impossible to continue living, working, eating, etc without a valid driver's license if your life was built around driving and the assumption that your license wouldn't be invalidated overnight by the legislature.

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2 weeks ago

Abortion was phase I, trans healthcare was phase II, birth control is phase III

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2 weeks ago

Important insight. ALSO, I have no patience (and I mean ZERO) with people who say "they won't ban birth control." They will eventually try BECAUSE WHAT THEY WANT IS TO CONTROL YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY. We need to be proactive about BODILY AUTONOMY IN GENERAL.

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2 years ago

It’s her. The girlcock

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2 weeks ago

shitposting is going mainstream; expect me to capitalize and use punctuation within a few weeks

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2 weeks ago

imagine them 10-key texting

hell imagine yrself 10-key texting again, ik i can't

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3 weeks ago
ok so get this: there's a rabbit playing lemon maracas. also there are lemon trees in the background on both sides and the skies are full of lemons both whole and sliced. i forgot to mention the windmill whose blades are quartered lemon slices. so there's a fox playing a saxophone fashioned from ginger root and the sax fox is wearing dark sunglasses. there is a raccoon joyously wailing on some lemon bongos. and who's behind the raccoon? why it's a bear who's so lit that its tongue is lolling out the side of its mouth. the bear is playing - i shit you not - an upright bass made from a ginger root. it has sound holes a bridge a nut and everything. the bear's technique is not technically sound but you can tell whatever is being played is being felt, deeply. i also borrowed the word "seasonings" from the tea's logo to cover up the packaging info. it's crude but its an aesthetic i've long since committed to. ok thanks sorry if this was overlong i hope you have a better day

naw friday nite we go hard

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