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Searches ongoing to locate the 'Lytham gimp' seen naked stalking streets at night Police have confirmed that they are still investigating a naked man spotted walking through the streets of Lytham last Friday.

www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/2536996...

👀 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Lytham Gimp

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Making words up again

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Now sign a decent Goal Keeper United, and I think that might do it.

Glad I'm off for a few days, I am absolutely fooked, think it's this humid weather, or I'm just getting old, fuck knows

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Fanfuckingtastic, you win the Internet today

The top scorer for Mon, Aug 4, 2025, UTC is: @stuthechef.bsky.social! They scored 335 points for #Wordle 1507 and solved it on row 2! That's better than 383 (~91%) other users. Keep it up!

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His old man (arl fella to you Bri) used to be on the children's tv show 'Lazy Town'

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I'm taking that as 2 goes

Don't like marmalade anyway

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Wouldn't give me a bite of his butty, bastard!

This is a video of a bear on a trampoline. Whatever argument you may or may not have tonight is invalid.

It is one year today since this genius gave us the most hilarious demonstration of Karma ever.

Tweet screenshots Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tikt... Follow @theJeremyVine STATEMENT Thank-you for such kind messages about my libel action against Joey Barton. I can confirm it is now concluded and I am satisfied with the result. Mr Barton has now paid out more than half a million pounds in my case alone. 16:05 • 30 Jul 25 • 51.2K Views 71 Reposts 46 Quotes 769 Likes 46 Bookmarks : Most relevant replies v Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h S Replying to @theJeremyVine There seems to be some confusion about the stages of the case. The below is to explain the numbers. I have no further beef with Mr Barton, who has a series of ongoing legal problems to deal with. While defending my libel action, he also became a convicted wifebeater. 1 176 74 1hl 7.4K 贝 Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... •1h g My damages in the case were £110,000. These were paid last year, and Mr Barton made the agreed public apology. But my costs in bringing the case were between 180 and 190k. Mr Barton pledged in court to pay the costs, then chose to argue that the figure was too high. せ2 46 Ill 7.3K

Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h g Frustratingly, this meant I had to bring a separate action to recover my costs. The separate action also had a cost to it. Mr Barton surrendered on the main costs two days before the costs recovery action, but it was too late to avoid being liable for the costs recovery action. t73 © 51 Ill 6.7K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h g So Barton paid for the libel. He paid the costs. He paid interest on the costs. He paid the cost of losing a challenge on the costs. And he paid his own costs, which will be more than mine because he had fancier lawyers. He has lost at least half a million pounds. © 92 1hl 6.6K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... BARTON'S BILL 110k - the libel. 160k — my costs. 3.6k — interest on costs. 43k — my costs recovery action. 200k — his costs. MINIMUM £516,600 4 1216 © 101 1hl 6.6K • 1h 贝 ∞ Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... 9.1h g People asked, 'What if Barton refuses to pay, or can't pay?' To ensure he had the funds, I had to commission legal searches on his house. He owns it outright. Lawyers advised me that if he did not pay, they could put a charge on his house. セし7 © 57 1hl 6.1K

Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h This would mean Mr Barton would effectively become my tenant, paying me rent to live there. If he fell behind with the rent, I would have the right to evict him or force the sale of his house to recoup my debt. 4 174 072 In 6.4K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h I had no wish to be in that position and I am grateful to my lawyers in ensuring we got the final payments in today. My barrister is Gervase de Wilde @5RB and my solicitor is Judith Thompson, who specialises in online defamation. If you need her she is here: @devonsolicitors 1 174 59 1l1 9.9K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h I may return to this subject in due course but for now it is a relief just to be vindicated and to have the case settled so decisively. Thank-you for reading this, especially if you sent messages of support. J 4 173 • 112 Ill 9.6K

Yes, Vine is a twat, but Barton is a grade A cunt and this is objectively hilarious

Happy “Oswald Mosley getting the shit kicked out of him” Day

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First game of the season #UTFT #footballisback #sthelenstownfc ##theoriginals ##cheshireleague

This is terrible, don't remember it all.

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So, the players have to wank off Reuben to get a place in the team?

Absolutely

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Yeah, it's what Chefs do, did you need to look that up too?