MapQuest is NOT forcing AI down your throat like Big Tech. Our directions are like grandma's recipes. They've worked for decades and nobody’s asking a robot to optimize her mac & cheese.
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mfrs don't even have two weeks worth of missiles laying around?? the most violent country in the history of planet earth?????
what did you do with your eight hundred and forty billion dollars then
my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
the US operation in Iran
completely bizarre. gray mush timeline
bzzzzzt completely wrong, you absolutely cannot put y2k and hurricane katrina in the same year
absolute cinema
the US is doing the empire version of those guys who go spelunking without a plan and wriggle themselves into an inescapable crevice and suffocate
why don’t they just travel via strait of deez?
really feeling the racism of clash of civilizations bullshit as this American government seemed to genuinely convince themselves that Iran was not going to fight back, and is now in shambles figuring out what to do
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
whole album slaps tbh
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
Re supposed end of the Target boycott: it’s 100% bullshit. See statement below from an *actual* leader of the initial DEI boycott.
Even if true (to repeat, it’s not!), it’s not up to any small group. Target has fixed nothing + compounded its DEI sins with ICE complicity. People are done with it!
[climbing out of my time machine]
2020 ME: the guy who played the handyman on NewsRadio said on his podcast that he felt betrayed after the guy from the Apprentice started a war with Iran
2000 ME: you look like shit
2026 ME: not what I'm here to talk about
2000 ME: also what the fuck is a podcast
happen to be listening to this while looking at both of these gifs and I think I'm having a stroke
that's right mfr I AM the fourth best DJ who won't stop playing Starsign!!!
This will have you flashing back to 2003 like it's an episode of Quantum Leap, trying to figure out why you're suddenly dancing to hastily programmed trance arps, wearing comically oversized trousers festooned with straps, badly-fitting cyberdog clothing that cost stupid £££ and gigantic shoes
tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
p sure its a default feed, works great for piecing together the daily news from the jokes people are making
bsky.app/profile/did:...
ok time to take a big sip of coffee and open Best of Follows to see what kind of horrors manifested while I was sleeping
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