i'm mr blightside

Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool

I don’t really care if AURORA BOREALIS NORTHERN LIGHTS happened to you. It should have happened to me instead.

There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.

Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)

keep HONKING i have HEARING DAMAGE from the HARSH NOISE SHOW

mods are asleep post rare brassicas

I actually did get it at the Japanese market, I assume it's something regional

it's not like Lanvin didn't know how to make a dress that wasn't trash either, look at this '23 robe de style it rules

period illustration of a young woman in a slim cut, glossy black silk gown, sitting alone on a small bench and contemplating the void

delighted by this regency era combination mourning/evening dress, bring back clothing that says "ok I am coming to your party but do NOT try to speak to me while I am here"

A green cabbage that's as wide as a dinner plate but inexplicably only like 3 inches tall

It's flat fuck friday

Some hideous shapeless sacks with big stupid bows on them

no question I would unload the clip into these Jeanne Lanvin column dresses

I'm sorry but you couldn't waterboard me into wearing a drop waist gown

little fun Dubs Fact i am 1920s fashion's number one hater on this earth (and consequently a hater of certain 1980s designers)

ethereal silk gown, you can see a hint of the 1920s coming but the silhouette isn't ugly yet

1916 was an insanely goated year for party dresses, I gotta make one of these eventually

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother

a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

absolutely not beating the "I will never finish Dark Souls 2" allegations

there are decades where we fuck around and weeks where we find out the big homie Lenin

trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves

that almost seems worse, like these guys LOVE scams but not this one

Ed is this good

she's finally healed and happy as hell to have that thing off

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

In the very rare chance that anyone actually does manage to bully Musk into ending things, Joyce Carrol Oates doing it would be objectively the funniest vessel for it.

help I think I pulled something laughing at "history of aids 2"

r/noisemusic is like 80% the most annoying guys arguing that you've ever seen in your life but when it's good it's so fucking good