Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody

I’m a big fan of Bridgerton. I put that on and my troubles just disappear.

No, he has professionals.

I was behind the absolutely mental blinking lights in New Glasgow by The Brick intersection. You’re fucking welcome.

Dear Andy F. Thanks for the nonvitation to the pantsless party.

Stoo is looking to get deported to Moncton.

They played with muggins like proper cheaters. Dastardly players.

I’ve always hung out with the wives down in Bermuda. Those broads were solid cribbage gamers.

Of course. I’ve already put her hand through the table and forced her to relinquish the masters for Snowbird.

I think it would be more like Soundgarden or Alice In Chains. Not really like Pearl Jam.

I’m going to do a Q&A called #PrematureExplanation. Happy to answer all questions from the public. No topic too tough. Hit me up and I’ll clap you back.

To show our commitment to arts and culture I’m opening the Transparency Museum of Nova Scotia.

Enjoy the spacious Open Records Atrium.

Hear the audio loop of printers warming up but never printing.

Take a walk through The Accountability Hall of Mirrors.

Kids can learn to Redact Like A Pro!

N.S. premier booed at African Heritage Month gala as budget cuts spark upset | CBC News Tim Houston was booed as he delivered remarks at the African Heritage Month gala in Halifax on Saturday night. Houston's government delivered a budget last week that includes cuts to programs aimed at...

#NovaScotia
N.S. premier booed at African Heritage Month gala as budget cuts spark upset #HoustonFail — Video in the middle of this article

Government budget includes $130M in grant cuts across sectors

Nova Scotians are taking his BS anymore!

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“Boos rained down on Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston” is the best opening line to a news story I’ve heard in a while!

Fun fact: bridge toll removal and 1% HST reduction cost us appx $300 million.

All of the devastating cuts in the current budget?

$300 million.

Is your 1% HST cut worth the loss of tourism, arts & culture, educational quality and wildlife conservation in NS?

I’ll use my first BlueSky post to demand we immediately return to 15% HST and restore programs eliminated by the Nova Scotia government in their latest budget. This government’s policies are not what people voted for. It’s been a bait and switch all along. #NovaScotia #nspoli

Considering the deer in the headlights response to Suzy Hansen’s questions in the legislature, and the response she received last night and talked over, I think it’s about time Ms. Gosse actually read the details of the 2026 budget. -ND

Minister of African Nova Scotian Affairs Twila Gosse got an earful as well.

Oh yeah he couldn’t have done a better job. 😂

Saying “we will listen” while attempting to talk over a ballroom of people booing just shows how this government doesn’t understand what listening is. -ND

Second angle really shows how impactful this is. ✊ -ND

Really should be prosperity is born out of culture. Culture is the soil of organic, sustainable development.

The African Nova Scotian community simply isn’t having it. ✊ -ND

You just might!

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If I were to be very reductive, it’s mainly a fanaticism over oil and religion. Both allow for significant control. -ND

I will be there. Join us. -ND

So many good plans while in opposition.

Auditor General to get expanded powers.
FOIPOP reform.
Return to elected school boards.
Outlaw NDAs for sexual assault cases.

In power? The square root of fuck all. -ND

Good luck with that.

I still don’t have my beer back.