Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody

Look if you scare away billionaires with boats, pretty soon you’re left with nothing but regular people and their problems.

Look, everyone’s tightening their belts right now. Especially billionaires. Have you seen the price of sails and rope and shit like that?

Ah the good old days.

That’s my crack team of bodyguards, Prick Team Six.

Edge of a pair of hot knives. 😂

I’m really glad you’re making some strides to get some help. It’s tough. I’ve been there and I struggle every week. You got this! -ND

People have to stop making fun of my nose

Did we make cuts to spelling in schools?

Today I joined hundreds of Nova Scotians at the Shoulder to Shoulder rally at Province House.

Nova Scotians are upset and they have every right to be. These cruel cuts are hurting families and communities across our province.

Inside baseball: John Lohr’s late night, post-dinner breath smells like a clothes hamper.

It’s just really bright today.

My loyal subjects have arrived! Welcome! Listen to those cheers! #nspoli

I’m a sucker for an accordion. And a parody. And funny. And political.

I’m oddly aroused.

Cuts to N.S. arts funding cruel and misguided, theatre coordinator says HALIFAX - A Nova Scotia theatre coordinator says the provincial government’s cuts to the arts sector are “cruel” and “misguided.”

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I like the cut of your jib. Minister of Time it is! Congratulations!

Move over British Columbia.

Anyone sick of Daylight Savings Time? We’re abolishing time zones entirely in Nova Scotia to increase flexibility in scheduling, allowing every community to operate IN its own time, ON its own time. Make it happen…whenever! #nspoli

While in Ontario I hung out with Brett Hull too.

So working towards getting my wife home,really once I have a hospital bed delivered from the Red Cross,it's a go. But still need some things they don't cover. I'm stretched to the max , so I'm putting my email that's set up for E-transfers if anyone can help at all . It's spurg63@gmail.com,thanks🙏

What do you need Reg? -ND

After the warm reception I received at the African Heritage Gala, I went for a B double E double R-U-N while everyone else hit the Legislature for work.

People are saying the new Financial Measures Act is an omnibus bill. Omni means all. Bus means bus. I’m a huge proponent of public transit. And you can’t stop a bus when it’s rolling downhill. If you don’t like it you’re welcome to wave as it goes by. Get on that bus instead!

I’m a big fan of Bridgerton. I put that on and my troubles just disappear.

No, he has professionals.

I was behind the absolutely mental blinking lights in New Glasgow by The Brick intersection. You’re fucking welcome.

Dear Andy F. Thanks for the nonvitation to the pantsless party.

Stoo is looking to get deported to Moncton.

They played with muggins like proper cheaters. Dastardly players.