Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody

Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody

@dimhouston.bsky.social

Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious posts signed by ND.

2,066 Followers 1,180 Following 1,153 Posts Joined Oct 2024
8 hours ago

I hope people don't stop pressing the NS government and paradise paper Tim to rethink the whole budget and stop the other cuts that will gut too many crucial things we need in this province. Let's not take our eye off the ball and keep this government held to fire and force a new budget.

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1 day ago

Called it 😐😑

#NovaScotia, we have our very own #TacoTim.

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#cdnpoli #nspoli #Halifax

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1 day ago
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Remember: mansplaining is short for man explaining.

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2 days ago

Houston was out of town for the last Shoulder to Shoulder Rally, so let's show him in a even bigger way what he missed.

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2 days ago

I love when my loyal subjects come to cheer me on! ❤️

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3 days ago
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Disapproving stare.

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3 days ago

The satire has been too real for a while now. -ND

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3 days ago
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Happy International Women’s Day. Since women are closely aligned with the moon like werewolves, we intend on floating many balloons strategically in the sky over Nova Scotia to block the moonlight. This should stabilize emotions to a livable degree over the next week. You’re welcome!

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3 days ago

Since 2021 we’ve blown about $6.7 billion past the approved budgets. If you’re mad about this year’s budget, then relax.

That’s just the part we bothered to write down.

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4 days ago
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Text DIM to 902-907-5258 and get regular life affirmations and life advice.

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4 days ago

I want to see at least one Dim Houston sign. ❤️ -ND

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4 days ago

You guessed the new menu for the school lunch program.

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5 days ago

Too bad I wasted all that money on my anti-tick batteries and fences to keep the ticks from invading from the ocean. Again.

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5 days ago

If @thebeaverton.com wants an actual exclusive interview, I’d be happy to oblige as long as my PR people have final cut.

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5 days ago
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Temu Tom Arnold and I look like two great aunts arriving unannounced to play a few hands of cribbage at 6 PM, while acting surprised dinner is ready. Yes, we’re coming in for a plate.

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5 days ago
Two pie charts labelled "School travel models before/after free transit pass." The first pie chart shows that after the pass was implemented that 33.7% of students took transit, while the second shows that before the pass it was only 11.5% Education Minister Brendan Maguire speaking at a podium. Quote: "It's a 20% increase in usership. That's what it is." Education Minister Brendan Maguire at a podium. Quote from journalist (off-camera): "It's a 200% increase, Minister." Education Minister Brendan Maguire at a podium. Quote: "Um, yes, sorry, I'm not the best at numbers."

Nova Scotia's Education Minister, folks. Not exactly making the grade.

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5 days ago

They're intentionally trying to limit public access to the MLAs. The NS conservatives have email auto-replies telling constituents they're in Halifax, but whoa now, that doesn't mean they want to see you in Halifax.

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5 days ago

During the last election, this account was labeled as an NDP-affiliated account by PC supporters. It’s not. The PC Party doesn’t have an original thought in their fucking heads, so they assume others don’t either. -ND

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5 days ago
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N.S. premier filibustered when tasked with answering energy questions, say opposition | CBC News The premier and opposition leaders battled for time on the floor of the legislature Thursday on a topic that’s become a political lightning rod: energy.

That wasn’t a filibuster. It was a heritage minute, repeated 54 times. More heritage and culture faster!

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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6 days ago

It's intereting that they're posting the statement to social media when we all saw it on Feb. 24. As someone who was at a NS Museum site on Feb. 25, I can day quite confidently that this move isn't supported by staff.

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6 days ago

My loyal subjects came to pay respects yet again!

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6 days ago

That would be an excellent book title. I was leaning towards “Democracy: Now With 30% Less Oversight”

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6 days ago
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6 days ago

All the protesters are AI generated!

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6 days ago

One of us has to be!

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6 days ago

Talk to me when you move into spending $1000s tomorrow.

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6 days ago

Professional bots in fact. Maybe even paid bots outside.

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6 days ago

Forget the thousand people screaming outside. Nova Scotians I talk to are happy with the HST cut that they didn’t ask for.

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6 days ago
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Hard questions will only hit me in the arse or the elbow because I be hoofing it the fuck out of there. Giddyup.

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6 days ago

Don’t forget the everyday lies too! I’m not limited to just breaking campaign promises.

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