Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody

Definitely beforehand they could. I would imagine someone would really need both hands if they’re going to attempt fucking an ostrich.

I’m not sure what happened with the ostriches thing but since there’s a convoy and flags I’m assuming they’re all lined up to fuck some.

Pretty sure they used a few tanks of propane to get that fucker up there.

The UK ends no-fault evictions while Nova Scotia continues to allow landlords to evict no-fault renters.
Why, Mr Houston, why?
Anything to do w/ the $16.5k donated to your campaign by landlord Scott McCrea? Or $12,377 fm landlord Joe Shannon? Or $11,644 fm landlord Kanellakos? Hmmm
#CdnPoli #HaliSky

This is such a law enforcement issue, not an awareness issue. Travelling around the province regularly…I see nearly no police presence. Many people fly on the highway going at least 20-30 over the posted limit all the time. -ND

I’m so incredibly proud of Nova Scotia’s first rocket launch! Ooooooh barracuda! #nspoli

MD-turned-MLA alleges political interference in effort to provide emergency department coverage | CBC News A Nova Scotia opposition MLA who is also a doctor is concerned that delays he faced getting privileges to cover vacant shifts at the Yarmouth emergency department were the result of political interfer...

The fact that the Premier’s personal lawyer is also his chief of staff should ring alarm bells about a conflict of interest, not a doctor looking to help alleviate our overloaded healthcare system on the weekends when not doing MLA duties. -ND

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Halifax charities seeking community support as need increases, donations drop Charities in the Halifax area have started their holiday giving programs to help those in need this season, but they're seeing a decline in donations as usage ramps up.

Charities in the Halifax area have started their holiday giving programs to help those in need this season.

Some are offering holiday hampers while others are holding clothing drives #Halifax #NovaScotia

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How’s your success interviewing the Premier? I’d be happy to provide you with a proper set of faux responses that would likely sound more Tim than Tim.

Look. Most men are like tomcats spraying everything. Plus you don’t want a stinky bird now do you? Do your wife a solid. #DabYourDink

All Nova Scotians should pee sitting down. It’s far more hygienic.

Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only.

Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!

Best I can do is a lobster-themed monorail.

But just imagine the beachfront condos!

I’m a parody. This happens. Hope you have a sense of humour. 😉 -ND

While West Mabou Provincial Park won’t get a golf course, we have our sights on greener pastures instead. Sable Island: where wild horses meet wild profits! #nspoli

We’ll take this loss but make up for it when we pave Keji.

Look. Just because we just put a rule disallowing military uniforms in courtrooms in October (even when the Canadian Forces itself disallows it) doesn’t mean we can’t be complete hypocrites in November.

When symbols replace substance: Tim Houston’s populist use of the military - The Coast | News, events, restaurants, concerts and Burger Week for Halifax, Nova Scotia Opinion writer Liz LeClair tackles premier Tim Houston's most recent attempt to capitalize on the military for his own public gain.

Tim Houston and the Nova Scotia PC Party use the military as a populist tool. If he wants to show respect, he can make substantive policy changes. Or give us Nov 11 as a stat holiday?

Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli

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You’re expecting far too much Mary.

If a veteran were on trial for any crime, and any member of the court (clerks, lawyers, judges, etc) were wearing a symbol of support (yes, even a poppy) then bias is introduced to an impartial process. The issue is bias. It had nothing to do with politics until a politician made it so. -ND

Who’s scruffy looking? Not me!

I’ve been waiting for a mental health callback for maybe 4 years. -ND

Thanking @thechronicleherald.bsky.social in advance for the best picture that will be transformed into pure fun. -ND

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An American scam forcing itself upon Canadians thanks to Harper 2.0 & authoritarian Premiers like Tim Houston who just unilaterally ended Nova Scotia's ban on fracking. youtu.be/K2oL4SFwkkw

I don’t worry about ruining bike lanes. That’s a non-issue for me fam.

It’s actually not too bad as an attendee. But if I were a vendor I wouldn’t be too happy. Serious traffic throttling. -ND

Yes. And my serious tweets like this are signed appropriately. -ND

Two years in a row this brazen government has lied for their own political agenda on the backs of veterans. -ND

I see we’re back to using veterans as political props again. Right on time. -ND

With golf courses the new theme du jour around here, we’re going to put our supermajority to good use and legislate all members of the opposition parties to only dress as caddies while on public property. Fore, bitches!