I would like to live in precedented times, please.

This week's Internet winner goes to...

😂

A seasonal haiku:
Winter is so dumb
My whole face is peeling off
Send humidity

That email, should you want to spam it with reports of such DEI hires as Trump (whose clear mental illness did not prevent him from being hired), or Pete Hegseth (whose rampant alcoholism was no barrier for employment) is DEIAtruth@opm.gov 2/2

"The Trump administration warned federal employees of 'adverse consequences' for not reporting colleagues resisting orders to eliminate diversity, equity, and inclusion programs, giving a 10-day deadline to report via a special email account." 1/2

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

(posting in 3 parts due to Bluesky's 1 minute limit)

I need Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala Harris to start a snarky podcast.

Nah, I’m fucking with it. I’ve had a hysterectomy but I’m super regular, having unprotected sex, and living in Arkansas. I think I’ll be late next month.

Just wrestled my way into a sports bra while still damp out of the shower and I’m just going to count that as my workout for today.

Yeah, all those school children who didn’t survive shootings just weren’t god’s chosen ones I guess. 😡

I picture musty socks and hospital food.

Some neighbors here just outside of DC have posted videos of the same thing. This is going to be this week’s thing that keeps me afloat.