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@jesushchr1st.bsky.social

Yep, I'm the real deal! (would be verified if it happens) Here to get my flock back on track and start dealing justice again. ๐Ÿชฝ๐Ÿ’™ Fuck MAGA, Nazis, and people who follow crap like that.

7,475 Followers  |  3,338 Following  |  5,686 Posts  |  Joined: 26.11.2024  |  1.6598

Latest posts by jesushchr1st.bsky.social on Bluesky

I can settle this

It's definitely a Christmas movie

09.12.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn this entire admin is nothing but morons and assholes

09.12.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck the supreme court

08.12.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd feel bad if she weren't such a cunt and enable 47 in everything he's done since 2016

08.12.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good general info for everyone

08.12.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between now and 5 years. But shooting for another month or two

05.12.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look folks, we gave the guy a stroke around mid July which we thought was going to do the trick but yinz just gotta be patient. Quick for a deity is not quick for you and I apologize.

05.12.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The largest first two steps should be to limit terms and remove large scale donations from politics

05.12.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can neither confirm nor deny we are working around the clock to make it happen as my birthday present.

04.12.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even if you don't live in a cold climate here in the US, it's always good practice to fit your car with nice new tires for when you've just got to run over some ICE that's in your neighborhood.

#wintersafety

#fuckICE

04.12.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cholesterol clogging Piggys arteries is the first strike. The double tap will be the brain aneurysm that follows shortly thereafter. Though I intend to miss that second bit due to the fog of granting smaller miracles.

04.12.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish they'd have pulled it off

03.12.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Couple more to add to the report and block list.

03.12.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You retards will go for anything your pedo says huh? Spineless cowards and the world will be much better after you're all gone and in hell, though I will feel bad for Satan.

03.12.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you haven't yet, block this bootlicker.

02.12.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can someone get that cunt off the air please?

02.12.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cmon Tennessee, today is the day you show this fucked up administration they are in the last days of power.

Let's vote blue and get rid of the swine!

02.12.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We will put every last one of those bastards against the wall.

01.12.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been on here a year and I still can't believe what a great community it has been the entire time.

Once the reign of this pedo president is over I look forward to seeing the sheer creativity and meme potential yinz have when not directed towards politics.

As always, keep up the good work!

8647

27.11.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What. The. Fuck.

26.11.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or just with 2A. Either way he's gone and we win.

23.11.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just start kicking ice right in the fucking head. Enough is enough

22.11.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soon

22.11.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck the pedophile and traitor Donald J Trump.

21.11.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Harass and block, in that order.

21.11.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a pedo and if you support him then you like kids getting fucked. Pretty sick, you should have your hard drives searched. Be a better person instead of a troll. Fucking waste of oxygen.

21.11.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry to everyone that our failsafe did not work. the steady diet of McDonald's and diet Pepsi was supposed to have taken its toll by now.

We are working on a backup measure.

21.11.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not theirs, just 47s

20.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vote to impeach and vote to remove Johnson as speaker.

20.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's true. Damn near everyone rallied around getting the epstien files released and look how quickly it got passed. 47 is working to divide us all again with his calling for politicians to be hung and it's fucking sickening.

20.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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