chappell crone 🎂 Ides of March

I haven’t seen a single statement that the White House is outraged that they accidentally killed 165 kids

I’m honored that Tom at @tabletopbookshelf.com asked me to design a poster to commemorate the opening of their new brick and mortar shop in the heart of Milwaukee, where I grew up.

This is so excellent!

Oh actually I do have one birthday wish for Sunday.

Sometimes I’m just a girl.

hey sorry I didn’t answer your call. I saw it was you.

Shhh everyone Love is Blind Sweden is back.

I backtracked a little. Lorwyn got me with the Jim Henson tie-ins and Natalie Andrewson art but this set’s so cute.

Mhm mhm. As a child of the 80s with my entire Don Bluth collection, I’m surprised this didn’t get me sooner (not actually I’ve been purposefully resistant to mtg)

Also I’ve gotten really into Bloomburrow.

I think it's funny us 30 somethings had parents that said nothing we were into mattered. I could have invented Minecraft, or the Let's Play. Instead my parent's forced me to take PIANO lessons. Do you have any idea, how hard it is, to find a Piano outside of an Airport? What were they THINKING?

For my birthday you should listen to @talesyettold.com and tell me what you think 👉🏿👈🏿

I didn’t mind the rain but this snow can get fucked? The hell?

Lots of other buddies need help first but if you’re flush and want to show a little love for my birthday Sunday, I’m popping this here.

I lost my job a month ago and I’ve been very brave about fixing my situation but I’m cutting it close on rent so there are currently no birthday plans.

TONIGHT!!!

Best thing 12yr old me did was refuse to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance ever again.

The horse in question:

Emerald Fennell Presents ‘Wuthering Heights’ Part II

I carved and printed a fucking horse with my hands. AI can’t do that. A lingerie brand had to try and get robots to do that weeks ago and I just did it with my goddamn hands.

I am a golden god.

Don’t show the back don’t show the back don’t show the back 🫥

The first person to call Rom ‘vacuous’ was really gd onto something.

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My sister just asked if I had any plans for my birthday Sunday and I got immediately really bummed out.

poland mentioned!!! 🦅🦅🦅🇵🇱

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

If I will myself not to have a medical emergency I can avoid it, right? That’s how that works? Because I don’t have health insurance right now and the debt might kill me either way, so.

The alcoholic hovering his hands over the death buttons should consider he is unsettling at every angle. A putty-faced Sonic villain with an uneven hairline and permanent face of a confused dog who keeps shitting itself as it drags its ass across the carpet.

That the camera only captures truth.

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Hey. WHAT.

Like I can HEAR you guys just land already.