Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv)

Soothe your child to sleep with a YouTube spirit Halloween animatronic compilation

BUT NO BODY LISTENING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

You can lead a pig to mud but you CANT make him eat the suspiciously person shaped meat bits scattered throughout the feeding trough, am I right fellas??

The male urge to write esoteric runes in the dirt foretelling the downfall of your rival house

Gonna try to start streaming again soon. My entire gaming rig exploded, metaphorically, but I'll attempt a repair in the next couple of days

Little did I know, I was using a gobstopper in the marble run that is my life

Do you think Mr President addresses his cabinet as Chat

Chat, what if we just chilled for a second

The meme says "come and take it" And it shows Shadow holding a bottle of Tylenol

No way you typed that into the gif search

It's crazy what you can do with just grit, will power, determination, positive self talk, and 8000 wasps

What's crazy to me is that people drink raw milk after boiling it. Cowards. Get listeria like a real pioneer.

Oh nice! If you get the brown non reusable filter they can also be composted as they aren't bleached

Yeah

I got to be honest, I think the chemex filters do actually make a noticeable difference. I prefer it to a french press any day.

Could be stealing diamonds from billionaires with that skill and instead you chose evil

THIS ISNT A JOKE NOW ALL MY TOWELS SMELL LIKE WET PASTA NOODLES YOU CLOD

WHY DO ALL MY BATH TOWELS SMELL OF SPAGHETTI

Right wingers will say shit like "we gotta end WOKE" and the woke is just a black dude in a febreeze commercial

Thanks Dylan for crashing the economy over that. Really cool.

I like the way the signals taste

My Account, my rules 🗿

I wouldn't go that far

Tragically, even

Unfortunately

The fact that Oreo is still making iterations on the same cookie after 100+ years PROVES that we haven't fully mastered anything in tech and I will not elaborate on that

already TRIED, it says NO INTERNET CONNECTION, why are you stopping my Facebook

Could you make it not do that or is this the wrong department

Me staring at the present wrapped in the exact shape of a pair gorilla swear word socks from TJ Maxx: "god I hope this is an Xbox"

Is everything hot and sweaty forever

She frosting on my flake till I uhhhh wait wait I got this she FROSTING on my flake till I uhh till I uhhhh she FROSTED FLAKE ON MY cereal till uhhhhh she uhhhh wait wait wait uh she frost-she FROSTed flake - she uh wait wait wait in thinking she she she wait I got this she flake on my frosted til i