@colossal-monkey.bsky.social
General IT doof, who has a mischievous side and wants to break things
Working in IT is endlessly wanting to fistfight a computer
11.04.2025 13:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always love non busy people trying to pawn their work off on busy people
26.03.2025 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The endless debate of should I plan a backpacking trip or start a new tech project
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Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
http://theonion.com/...
Why does Girl Scout cookie season have to coincide with “I should get back in shape” season 😭
15.03.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If anyone from windows sees this. Please let me queue up multiple programs to be uninstalled, thanks
10.03.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are popping up more and more by me, and I have recently learned if you give a thumbs down to a cyber truck driver while on the road they get uncontrollably angry
07.03.2025 04:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t have time for this burnout I’ve got things to do!
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reminiscing about the time my dad, who used to teach motorcycle safety courses, was listening to a guy tell him he didn’t wear a helmet so he could feel the pressure differential if a car was in his blind spot. So my dad without saying a word slapped him and asked if he felt that differential.
05.03.2025 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait they are different!? No wonder mine keep dying…
03.03.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Had a rough couple of weeks to be brought to a head with my president and vice president acting like spoiled children while sucking on the tit of authoritarianism. Putin doesn’t give a fuck about you trump and nobody thinks your tough kindly go fuck yourself
01.03.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just want to go back to the days when a capri sun not opening on first try was my biggest concern
26.02.2025 02:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only one? Rookie.
26.02.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gertrude or Adolf
26.02.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone else have random dissociation thoughts about how what your doing currently differs or is the same as what people hundreds of years would do or am I the weird one?
25.02.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taco Bell not being healthy is life’s biggest tragedy
22.02.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course I have trust issues. A big part of my job is people telling me they have already tried the thing I’m about to do to fix the problem.
20.02.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just to clarify I don’t really believe this to be the case. At least not at a grand scale but my cynical side can’t help but be curious
20.02.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@mcuban.bsky.social curious on your thought on this, I have been seeing theory’s that dems are slow to act in the way you suggest and other legislation measures, as a “we told you so” strategy. Basically the thought being they kind of want things to go wrong to break up some of the GOP base
20.02.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This one of my biggest arguments when someone tries the “we have gotten so soft” argument, no we just realized how terrible we were as a society and some of us are working to be better.
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... “total shutdown” is planned for March 15...
Website for the General Strike:
generalstrikeus.com
OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!
I have to much going, to have to deal with 3 day headaches. Can I schedule this for later
16.02.2025 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve had to many meetings and acting professional this week I need to go spray paint a drive thru window or something
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Ahh so it’s a two cups of coffee by 9:00 kind of day
11.02.2025 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To my other bald kings is there anything scarier than shaving over a pimple
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