Colossal Monkey

Colossal Monkey

@colossal-monkey.bsky.social

General IT doof, who has a mischievous side and wants to break things

81 Followers 626 Following 109 Posts Joined Aug 2024
11 months ago

Working in IT is endlessly wanting to fistfight a computer

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11 months ago

I always love non busy people trying to pawn their work off on busy people

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11 months ago

The endless debate of should I plan a backpacking trip or start a new tech project

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11 months ago
Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine

Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
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11 months ago

Why does Girl Scout cookie season have to coincide with “I should get back in shape” season 😭

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1 year ago

If anyone from windows sees this. Please let me queue up multiple programs to be uninstalled, thanks

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1 year ago

They are popping up more and more by me, and I have recently learned if you give a thumbs down to a cyber truck driver while on the road they get uncontrollably angry

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1 year ago

I don’t have time for this burnout I’ve got things to do!

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

reminiscing about the time my dad, who used to teach motorcycle safety courses, was listening to a guy tell him he didn’t wear a helmet so he could feel the pressure differential if a car was in his blind spot. So my dad without saying a word slapped him and asked if he felt that differential.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Wait they are different!? No wonder mine keep dying…

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1 year ago

Had a rough couple of weeks to be brought to a head with my president and vice president acting like spoiled children while sucking on the tit of authoritarianism. Putin doesn’t give a fuck about you trump and nobody thinks your tough kindly go fuck yourself

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1 year ago

I just want to go back to the days when a capri sun not opening on first try was my biggest concern

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1 year ago

Only one? Rookie.

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1 year ago

Gertrude or Adolf

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1 year ago

Does anyone else have random dissociation thoughts about how what your doing currently differs or is the same as what people hundreds of years would do or am I the weird one?

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1 year ago

Taco Bell not being healthy is life’s biggest tragedy

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1 year ago

Of course I have trust issues. A big part of my job is people telling me they have already tried the thing I’m about to do to fix the problem.

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1 year ago

Just to clarify I don’t really believe this to be the case. At least not at a grand scale but my cynical side can’t help but be curious

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1 year ago

@mcuban.bsky.social curious on your thought on this, I have been seeing theory’s that dems are slow to act in the way you suggest and other legislation measures, as a “we told you so” strategy. Basically the thought being they kind of want things to go wrong to break up some of the GOP base

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1 year ago

This one of my biggest arguments when someone tries the “we have gotten so soft” argument, no we just realized how terrible we were as a society and some of us are working to be better.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
The General Strike The General strike -the people united shall never be stopped. If we strike together we can make true real change. Sign the strike card today.

... “total shutdown” is planned for March 15...

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OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!

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1 year ago

I have to much going, to have to deal with 3 day headaches. Can I schedule this for later

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1 year ago

I’ve had to many meetings and acting professional this week I need to go spray paint a drive thru window or something

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Ahh so it’s a two cups of coffee by 9:00 kind of day

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1 year ago

To my other bald kings is there anything scarier than shaving over a pimple

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