Amaranth

I've been getting more into proxy decks. My group is fine with it since I aim for wacky decks rather than just something that wins all the time.

This is our local food pantry here in Dunn County, WI.

Last year, 5,000 people used the food pantry’s services. More than 10% of the 45,000 people who live here.

Don’t tell me this isn’t class war.

Vampires are super into Jeff Koons and can be brought to tears by the mere sight of a balloon dog sculpture

A tweet from Matt Walsh reads: "Dudes like this were already gay. I’ve been married for 14 years and have never been home decor shopping, or even had an opinion on the subject, except for the one time when I had a painting custom made depicting me meeting a group of space aliens. It’s now hanging above a fireplace in our home." He is reacting to a video, where a man and a woman are shopping for home decor. The original poster writes: "when will people finally acknowledge the epidemic of men marrying women and being turned gay"

For a while, it was believed that women and gay men are born with a natural sense for aesthetics. In reality, straight men, particularly American male Protestants, have simply barred themselves from taking an interest in aesthetics because they think this makes them noble.

I don't live there, but the only time I had issues with the cold was when I didn't wear a second layer of socks and someone I was meeting up with cancelled just before I got off the megabus. It was hard to think but just getting on the light rail helped me get warm enough to orient myself.

Walking around Minneapolis last week. Pretty dangerous.

*get's high*

*unloads dishwasher*

"what's wrong with me"

in a world where everyone has some kind of power you alone must fight against the forces of evil with your unique ability, boogerkinesis—the power to freely control your own mucus.

as hayfever season sets in you steel your resolve as you embark on your hardest, most harrowing mission yet...

Alex says "groeing breasts has been great, but anime characters keep trying to break their falls on me..." Alex points to an anime guy rapidly descending on her to accidentally grope her. Alex pivots out of the way and the anime guy lands flat on his face. He bleeds out into the gutter. He fucking died.

Fuck diabetes

These are NOT the actions of a pro-life administration.
And the fact that they announce this during Pride is just another insult.

Your life matters. You matter. You are loved.

A Twin Cities Rapid Transit streetcar is packed with passengers, some holding cameras. Minnesota Streetcar Museum.

#OnThisDay June 18, 1954: On the eve of the end of streetcar service in the Twin Cities, fans gather to take the last trips. The destruction of one of the finest mass transit systems ever built in the United States is about to begin.

Puppygirl gf: wanna fuck to reDoin?

omg this is so awesome everyone followww!

folks I've been tear gassed something like 200 times and maced at least fifty or so times. once i was soaked in mace to my underwear. ignore any neat scientific tricks people give you for beating this stuff

-Water for tear gas
-sudecon wipes for mace
-if no sudecon, wash mace with water

My spouse just told me her headcanon is that "I Don't Care" Pierre from the Maurice Sendak book is just the young version of Pierre from "War and Peace"

YOU GUYS.

the other thing i learned is that every single one is SO WEIRD and has its own weirdo preferences, which makes me wish i could see what all the goofball bugs out in nature are up to

@erininthemorning.com I don’t know you, so apologies for what’s maybe obvious:

Get/ use a blood oxygen sensor. Use it repeatedly. If your blood ox level drops below 90%, seek medical attention ASAP. Covid includes a sneaky fucking delayed-murder mode that killed two dear friends two weeks after […]

My wife is so cool I love her so much.

Oh no! I hope you get well soon!

Ok I was worried cause I am currently wearing exactly that

Like urination or headaches. Thanks for describing other options, I’ll look into them

I’m on 50 twice daily and haven’t noticed a change, is that unusual?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

It’s not quite genitalia, but I remember in a Star Wars stories about the cantina people, one of the aliens has a razor sharp tongue she slices people up with after having sex. So there’s that

Woag must look into this

got a pair of truck nuts to wear around my dick. aint nobody gonna fuck with me when i go Four Balls Mode

Today and in the coming days, remember