Mama_Ninetales

Xodus dropping unnu braps on Devon House every year will never not be funny.

But see because by that time mi wah deh home anyways, me wldda just gwaan chip straight a mi car and since my yaad will soon be close, straight home.

While I abandoned my Twitter account I didn’t actually deactivate it until today.

Damn that feels good.

What a cesspool that place has become.

I am becoming the person my inner child always wanted 🤍

Carrying my happy ass right back over here. Even if it meant a password reset.

People on Twitter are really really unhappy and really are looking for any chance to cuss and honestly, if you couldn't access me in real life, you're not worth my energy. So another break from that hellhole

This now reminded me to catch up!!!! It's on YouTube. This man is dating STUDS. It is INSANE

Jamaicans 🤝🏽 Mediocrity

That sounds like a Group 8-9 problem.

a woman is sitting in a chair reading a book with her legs crossed . ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair reading a book with her legs crossed .

AA: This is a full flight and so we are asking people to volunteer to check on.....

Me:

What is Dr. Umar doing on the show loooooooool

"I'm ready to have his baby, that's my mannnn...no ghey shit, no homo shit"

The contestant:

Tee Griz yknow loooool

Man seh the girl shaped like Tee Grizzley loool why is s/he here?????

Why is a FAT PREGNANT RATCHET WOMAN ON THE SHOW????

This Druski show "Coulda Been Love" is hilarious and disturbing at the same time because why are studs on this show loool and the manliest of manly studs.

And who they didn't like

Sweet Magnolias is so unnecessarily dramatic. Everything is a deep sentimental moment. Goodness grief.

No but why ASAP jump on Roti like that lool

Rihanna gonna be pregnant by Friday.

Gotta talk him through it 🤣

😭 My ribs hurt from laughing. Heellpp!!!

Y’all niggas are WEIRD! Not just regular weird but in your own realm WEIRD. The internet really made you niggas so WEIRD!

I know that better not be the Montoya that fell to his knees & begged every God in the skies to release him from pain. I know that’s not him.

This season of Love is Blind is so boring. No sah.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Colin Kaepernick taking a knee.

This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.

Drake's Lawyers are adding Kendrick to the lawsuit as we speak

Someone check on Drake 😭

The Lore in Black Myth is so captivating. I need to read the book even though this is apparently the events after JTTW.

Not being affected by the PSN outage because you're too busy getting your ass kicked in Black Wukong >>>>>>

The thing that kills me about these “Buyonce” convos is:

1. If she was buying awards, she would’ve bought AOTY a long time ago lol.

2. Ms. Swift has FOUR AOTY’s (most of any artist in history) and outearns every artist out right now and no one is claiming she bought them.

Just calling it like I see it.