Owen

NOT LEGOS

Red wine supernova?
Redstone Elevator!

Living one of my worst fears rn. I'm in Ohio

Work is fun. Get to walk around the park all day today looking at signs.

Collin Jost needs to do more community service

God I'm such a fucking nerd. 10 seconds in to Skeleton crew and I'm assigning myself why the Lucas film intro chose so many droids

The term heel to refer to villain actually has its origins in the Carolina Tarheels commonly referred to as the Heels who are the enemies in everyone's life

Being back home and seeing teenagers in trump hats is so embarrassing. I feel compelled to go up to the parents they're with and be like I'm sorry about your son and walk away. If they shout after me I guess I'll say some esoteric shit like he's not long for this world as I'm walking away.

I'm being pressured into doing open mic stand up in Wednesday. Help

Gotta be honest I really thought Pete was gonna trick him into getting a second term as transportation secretary by going on Fox so much

Wondering if I should start making burners and taking my friends twitter handles before they switch over to sell to them

I'm gonna close the vessel

Visiting my ex from freshman year of HS in Chicago and lamenting the lack of queer community back in South Carolina in high school and then realizing everyone whose since come out had finstas and we had a whole network just not the words for it