Holly Wade Matter

Holly Wade Matter

@weemallard.bsky.social

Writer. White-knuckle knitter. Superannuated Pre-Raphaelite stunner. Punk- and Goth-adjacent. Coming June 2026: The Circus, the Garden (and Mario Lanza), from Aqueduct Press. My novel, Damned Pretty Things, is available now. I like perfume.

1,064 Followers 773 Following 6,055 Posts Joined Nov 2023
1 hour ago

I'm glad it worked out in the end.

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2 hours ago

I'm so sorry!

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3 hours ago

I got some sketchy stuff in place. Not satisfying, but something.

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5 hours ago

[describe kiss and how Helena feels about it]

Crap. Do I have to?

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5 hours ago

Aren't they cool? I just love them.

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6 hours ago

In other news, I've got a peach/strawberry pie to bake for Pi Day, but right now I want to sit around, knit, and occasionally exclaim "These are so cool!" about the shoes.

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7 hours ago
A large metal arch lushly overgrown with green foliage and scarlet blossoms basks in the sun.

It is snowing rather pointlessly today. Here. Have some scarlet runner beans from July 2024.

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8 hours ago

I feel like I should be wearing Yardley London with these things.

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8 hours ago
The author, leg clothed fetchingly in black tights, shows off her 1960s reproduction shoe from American Duchess. The shoe is black patent, with a white patent tongue and bow, oversized silver grommets, and a tapered, 2-inch block heel.

Shew.

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1 day ago

Downtown. 53 Blvd of the Allies. Caller said a Porta Potty hit his vehicle. We don’t understand it either but we note the St. Patrick’s Day parade is tomorrow and I’m sure it’s related.

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13 hours ago

4. Getting up in the middle of the night and eating chocolate because there's chocolate to eat

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1 day ago

Sweet!

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1 day ago

The corgi!

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1 day ago

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

1. Freshly picked, sun-warmed cherry tomatoes

2. @gsnorgathon.bsky.social playing bass (or synths)

3. Petrichor

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1 day ago

And the shoes

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1 day ago
A baby English spot/Netherland dwarf rabbit with a white coat, black ears, and a black marking near her nose.

From long, long ago, baby Zatoichi, the bunny who started it all. We had not yet learned the proper way to hold her.

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1 day ago

Six years ago this week, we didn't know if we should risk flying back to Seattle, or if we should try to fly back sooner, in case all flights were grounded.

There was no toilet paper or hand sanitizer to be bought in the little Arkansas town where we were staying.

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1 day ago
Author's front yard, featuring three raised beds and a cypress tree, dusted with snow.

Well okay then....

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1 day ago

Ha!

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1 day ago

Up at 5:00. There was enough coffee in the grinder for me to make a cup without waking G.

I'm having a crisis of confidence regarding the Sakura Jacket. I think I might need to add an extra tier to the bottom and the sleeves for length. I wish wish wish the designer had included a schematic.

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1 day ago

I'm Holly Wade Matter and I write magic realism/contemporary fantasy (with one sf/horror novelette for the fun of it.)

If I were turned into a polar bear, I'd look for an all-knowing snowshoe hare to clue me in to how I could change back and return to sunny Seattle.

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2 days ago
Photoshopped picture of a small grey rabbit nose-to-nose with a chocolate bunny. Text reads "Make mine chocolate" and "Pets aren't presents." There is a border of solid-colored dyed eggs along the bottom.

It's your annual reminder...

"Don't buy bunnies for Easter-
That's not what they're for.
They're not easy pets,
They need exotic vets,
And room to explore!"

#ThumperThursday #MakeMineChocolate #aDailyViolet

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1 day ago

[They kiss]

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2 days ago
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Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

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2 days ago

The chow mein happened, so that was good.

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2 days ago

I am just now finding out that A: mascara can spoil, and B: that it can cause infections. Now I have a new hope for JD Vance’s future.

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2 days ago

I should proofread my posts more carefully, because autocorrect is chewing me up today.

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2 days ago

I laughed over "thongs!"

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2 days ago

All I want is for every one of those ghouls to spend the rest of their lives in prison, and an order of Judy Fu's Snappy Dragon chow menu with regular noodles. That's all I want.

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2 days ago

That's Grahame, autocorrect!

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