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I stg if Elena ends up starting to fall for Damon, i will lose it!

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Wait. King Cankles gave Bill Clinton the sloppy gluck gluck 3000??

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Having all the windows open in the house for days has felt like living outdoors. My skin, my sinuses, my eyes, are all suffering. My air purifiers are working overtime.

Why is the carpet all wet Todd?!?!? 😤

Really digging this Sombr album

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sure

well, im hoping to get some male opinions on this.

do guys pay attention to a woman's clothing? like honestly, does it even matter?

a close up of a woman 's face with the words tvresidence written below her Alt: a close up of a woman 's face doing a sexy salute to her soldier

Dont forget to sext a vet today! Thank them for their service.

I'm craving huevos, so my iron and folate must be low.

A STEAL!

add it to the list of reasons i refuse to learn another damn app!

It's time to switch to your winter weight moisturizers

🥰🥰U da bestest!

a cat is laying on a person 's lap and the website starttamilchat.in is displayed Alt: a white pussy cat is upset that there aren't more deals for kids of veterans because I am the one that has to deal with him and hear the war stories

its always discounted burritos for veterans. But never discounted burritos and tacos for the veteran's daughter. WHAT ABOUT ME?!

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Besties, do they already make a weighted blanket that feels like the weight of the man you have a crush on laying on top of you? this could be a game changer in the singles market. IJS

a cartoon cat is laying on a bed with a colorful blanket . Alt: a cartoon pussy is laying on a bed & getting her coziest under the colorful blanky

Its 42° outside & ive got all the windows open. I might actually need to bust out The Quilt ™️ 👀

a man and a woman are having a fight and the woman is saying `` i 'm so excited '' ALT: a man and a woman are having a fight and the woman is saying `` i 'm so excited ''

Real ones know

a group of three women are standing next to each other and one of them is holding another woman 's arm . Alt: Hotter gurl group Hot Sundae standing next to each other and filming a fitness music video. Real ones know

Put your mind to it, go for it, get down & break a sweat

a woman sitting in a chair holding a bag of popcorn with a hyper x logo behind her Alt: a woman sitting in a chair holding a bag of popcorn reading yalls sexts/almost but not really flirting with the object of yalls affection. so so entertaining

I absolutely LOVE & cannot get enough of seeing how other ppl sext or ride the line of not sexting/holding back. So please continue to share your screenshots w/me.

a woman in a pink leotard and purple leggings is standing in front of a couch .. ALT: a woman in a pink leotard and purple leggings is standing in front of a couch ..

Its me #FitAF

a pink sign that says un-stop-able in white letters Alt: a pink sign that says un-stop-able in white letters

After work i returned stuff, picked up groceries, made dinner, AND cleaned out the fridge. I feel like an unstoppable force of nature!

I ate a banana after dinner instead of ice cream or Halloween candy & I really feel like i deserve a medal 🥇 & praise