@murrayv.bsky.social
Writer. Comedian. Surfer.
Done my friend!
03.11.2025 15:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trump has been missing for the past few days, but fortunately they found him. He was in the Epstein Files.
30.08.2025 21:15 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"There is no Epstein client list, but somehow Clinton is still on it." - MAGA
08.07.2025 15:00 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is really making gameshow hosts look bad.
22.06.2025 06:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump just changed his relationship status to βItβs Complicated.β
05.06.2025 23:06 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING: Elon Musk uses βKey to the White Houseβ to do bumps.
31.05.2025 18:04 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
29.05.2025 21:03 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Taco Trump: Soft shell, full of shit and the orange stuff isnβt cheese.
28.05.2025 21:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The same MAGAts who bitch about gender and bathrooms are the same Dbags that will rush their girlfriends into the menβs room at a Kid Rock concert when the womenβs line is too long.
25.05.2025 17:29 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you pretend to be a Christian, pretending you donβt know anything about Bruce Springsteen or the term β86β is a cake walk!
20.05.2025 12:20 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Smashed
19.05.2025 06:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I remember when I worked in restaurants and I learned that when they said β86 marinara sauceβ it meant they killed the marinara sauce in the walk-in freezer. οΏΌ
16.05.2025 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RFK Jr. said people should not take medical advice from him, so please, continue taking it from Joe Rogan.
14.05.2025 22:10 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0If youβre looking for a picture of your Mother to post today, call me.
11.05.2025 21:53 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Ha!
11.05.2025 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ball Arena ... hehe.
10.05.2025 05:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chicago might have the Pope, but Jersey still has the best pizza.
08.05.2025 21:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've been in Alaska for 24 hours. I already saw a whale, an eagle and two bears.... not the animal, two big hairy gay guys in the jacuzzi.
06.05.2025 19:33 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Iβm remaining Easter as Roman Victory Day.
03.05.2025 19:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is remaining Veteranβs Day to Gulf of American Day.
02.05.2025 22:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only if heβs replacing another cat named Frank Burns.
22.04.2025 23:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm available to name your cat.
22.04.2025 02:23 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Whatsaaaaaaaaaaap!
25.03.2025 02:42 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait. Which George Foreman died? George? George? George? George? George or George?
22.03.2025 02:41 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Ha!!
22.03.2025 01:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait. What if you drive a Tesla into the Capitol Building???
21.03.2025 23:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
FIGHT!!!!
16.03.2025 01:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excited to be a guest!
12.03.2025 04:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π
12.03.2025 00:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I wonder how Kid Rock feels about getting Ted Nugentβs sloppy seconds?
11.03.2025 23:58 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
