ashley.tomgirl

n9 no yeah i gotta get my nice jacket on and fix my hair, gotta be presentable for sophisticated texting

samus on a grey and green abstract background wearing the saX suit from metroid fusion, mildly alarmed by the suits gooey nature given its resilience

samus in da saX parasite chat is this anything

i should make a blossom version of the tangle pfp thing

FACT: you can think a word is cringe or dislike it for personal use without moralizing it into a respectability politics esque pseudo-slur in the vein of chris rock's infamous stand up routine.

idk if thats approval per se

sickos yes yes

i havent told you my age lol

fascinating assumption, why is that?

personally i enjoy engaging in media wether or not im late to the party so to speak

no its from 2013 u cave dweller 💀

i hate keen with a passion shes the worst part of the show

see i don't watch the blacklist for keen, im entirely watching this to see what reds up to i wanna see this creature in his natural habitat doing weird little criminal things

TY 8T TOOK LIKE A WHOLR ASS WEEK

lmfao

see ive accidentally engineered a scenario where whej i play destiny w oomfs im so much higher light its smarter for them to piggyback my light than grind solo, ive created a horrible toxic dependancy to ensure coop play, wtf 😭

im so glad😭 i was so paranoid abt fucking up her cock

hi vera! i didnt think youd like samus in a tendril suit tbh lol

samus on a grey and green abstract background wearing the saX suit from metroid fusion, mildly alarmed by the suits gooey nature given its resilience

samus in da saX parasite chat is this anything

is-oughtcels when doingchads disprove the immutability of forms by virtue of the mutability of existence: 🤯🤯🤯

yesterday i had a customer call his girlfriend to cry on the phone because his klarna card wasn't going through on a bunch of funko pops

like no offense i know some of yall have a real distain for the fact you spent some of your life as a guy but don’t fucking take it out on us trans guys who are so fucking excited to finally be happy

an mspaint drawing of The Sphere in las vegas next to the F1 circuit for the grand prix that is currently taking place there. the image depicts a massive pale blue orb (that one may ponder) that towers above a sea of concrete that has an asphalt river cut between it and adorned by shoddily constructed grandstands. there's also a large parking garage and access run that intersects both. the sphere is of course a clock with your standard clock face on it. we should crowd found this to happen irl tbh. anyways, there's also a rough skyline of gaudy hotels and casinos that thrust into the dark sky. the area on the right is a bit of a brown blob because perspective and scale are really hard here when you only have a relatively small area to work with and don't want to spend more effort drawing the clock than the organizers spent on the grand prix which so far is shaping up to be absolutely fucking garbage. i can't wait to see it get even worse today. one of the worst of the year baby.

hey guys check this out

am i problematic to assume any person, especially cis, using a gratuitously long acronym for LGBT is my enemy

this is a post using the milk myth in welding school to get someone to rescue the girl dying of metal fumes with her breastmilk. however no one will fucking get this because i dont have any welder oomfs

if only there was ANY WAY to procure milk, alas, i will perish in the corner of this shipping container,,,

ah hell i have metal fume fever blegh, if only there was any milk on this damned shipyard i could use to nullify it until i get home...

ok see this is hilarious i can do this

you are quite literally doing the opposite of what you are supposed to do when injecting 😭

god i hate that this makes since, id have to get a calendar set up tho...