Don’t Ro Into The Woods At Night

It’s my first effort at releasing something completely original (and unhinged), so I hope you’ll check it out! Stay tuned. 🖤

Hello, dear friends. In a month’s time, I’ll be releasing my very first twine game, Consume. It’s gory, it’s horny, and it’s fraught - just the way you like it.

i like how you can see the person that made this was full of spite but the message is genuine and pure so instead of the guy looking like an annoying loser he just ended up looking like a chill unc giving good advises

Happy birthday!!!

This show hurt my feelings real bad.

It’s it…

Excellent! Congratulations!!!

Nothing shuts down my budding attraction to someone quite like them telling me they love Tarantino or Bukowski.

A gray tabby cat with a white stomach and paws. She is sleeping in a half-moon position with her tongue exposed.

🫂

I’m so sorry. ❤️

I don’t know how much more of this Jekyll and Hyde bullshit we can tolerate, seriously

It is okay to not have this, or just about anything else, while in the throes of grief. 🫂

RIGHT? Ask me about my tattoos, young freaklings!

Yes!

A/C? That’s better than what I’ve got now. If I find myself in Florida, and you need someone to keep the kudzu at bay or befriend the local pythons…

They said WRONG answers! WRONG!

I’m still looking for work, despite *gestures broadly* so if you have need of a writer or narrative designer or weird druid who lives in the back part of your property’s acreage, please lmk!

Did you post this from the future?

The cover art for Stephen King’s novel Desperation.

I got an impromptu all-hands on my calendar for something like 10:38AM (a half hour away) while at my then-new job and went to tearfully ask if everyone was being laid off, only to find out this invite was a cheeky way to disperse donuts and congratulate the team. AHHHHHHHHHHH

What if the magic of older games was just the disorganized nature of game studios of the past and a more pliable, less oversaturated market? 😭

I can’t do chill vibes only. My brain has to very literally think about a situation or scenario and break it down into component parts that I determine specific details about to call attention to them. Basically, I am a robot trying to mimic human sensibility.

Oh BROTHER this guy STINKS!

Meet me at the combat store in 10 minutes for an ass kicking

I have been getting a steady stream of rejections, too. I promise, YOU are not the problem.

NO WAY. I’m so SO excited to play it now! Congratulations and YAY! 🖤

Oh yeah?? Well, can genAI do THIS???

*stands up too fast after being seated/writing at my desk for a while and immediately feels dizzy and my vision goes dark for a few seconds*

This is where I post from.

Holy shit.

Agreed, AND I think Kingdom Come: Deliverance was a triumph! It was just an early-in-the-year release!