Jill

Hi hello where do I preorder?

Bluesky user map showing @tximista (me) somewhere in the east - southeast of the "French Progressive Politics & Culture" nebula

C'est pour quand le barbecue du voisinage ?

Savage did that by having a player for each unit + one elected leader who dealt with the RTS part, so that's arguably not quite there.

Best I've got is Divinity : Dragon Commander. It was a decent try but ultimately, the hero / commander features worked more against each other than together.

Oh shit, sorry 😅

(In my defence your honor it was 7am here)

Have you heard of that dating sim called Dream Daddy

Now that's one crossover I didn't see coming

Horizontal stripes flag, black - white - black Caption : "I am on fire; keep clear of me"

Definitely this one

Kick names and take ass!

Many such cases 😔

Ça s'est pourtant passé sans anicroche au Royaume-Uni 🙃🙃🙃

A bit surprised it was new TOU over data usage that finally pushed so many off TikTok and not, say, the constant propaganda and disinformation that has been pouring from this godforsaken app for years.

But whatever works.

i have friends everywhere now stop fucking killing them simple black text with the andor symbol in the colors of the mn state flag and the north star outline behind it all

this isn't the poster concept i've been turning over in my head but it is the one i was compelled to make today

Charles Rafferty, 'The Problem with Early Warning' People don’t like to leave a party unless the house is actually on fire. Even then, if the flames are far enough away to be pretty, they’ll finish their drink, take one more pass at the hors d’oeuvres. How things happen has always been unclear. Hurricanes begin in a place where no one lives. Agents of the government start to wear masks. Fascism is a word my neighbors won’t use yet. They are following the law, they say, and the sirens are coming for someone else.

These metaphors are getting a little heavy handed...

... Right, that makes a lot more sense 😅

The gay werewolves series you're thinking of is probably Teen Wolf. It's not good. It's not even really gay, besides a few tokens.
It could also be the more recent Wolf Pack, which is gayer but also not good.

holy 2014 twitter

But also is this about the wine tariffs, the Macron text or the insane French bus driver?

Listen here 😠

Scrolled past a video of someone saying “awareness is not the same thing as healing” and oh friend, I know, but I don’t know how to draw the rest of the fucking owl

Oh right that makes a lot more sense

Who's the wom- oh wait that's Alan, isn't it

Hiker getting lost in the wilds for the fifteenth time

The rules I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. A total bloodbath. The referee would have stepped in by now but they had knocked him out with a steel chair. The only others watching were either fascists themselves or the people trying to fight fascism with the power of love and kindness and they weren't having a great go of it either. I kept trying to explain in between haymakers that we were better than this and on top of that it wasn't likely to be ruled on favorably as far as the courts. None of it helped. I was on my knees now bleeding profusely from the mouth and nose. It spilled out of me onto the snow in a pattern that if you sort of squinted at it from the right vantage looked like a cartoon heart. See that I pointed. Look how beautiful the world can be I tried to say through my broken teeth. Alright well now he was pulling out a gun. I didn't think we were allowed to do that.

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Making a habit of collaborating with the French, are you? 😏

"Capitaine" comic strip par Pins Case 1, un vaisseau spatial Tiny: "Capitaine Tall, cette manœuvre est interdite par le code intergalactique !" Tall : "J'assume ma décision." Case 2, Tiny paniqué et Tall, renfrogné, aux commandes, en uniforme de capitaine Tiny : "Capitaine Tall ! Des centaines de planètes habitées vont être détruites du nous faisons ça !" Tall : "La paix, j'assume." Case 3, Tall devant une cour de justice, Tiny furieux dans le public Tall: "Je plaide l'assumance." Juge: "Vous êtes libre."

Anyway, evergreen par @pinssss.bsky.social

J'aimerais vraiment comprendre a quel moment "j'assume" est passé de "je reconnais les faits et accepte les conséquences" a "vu et s'en tape"

My hair salon closed last year 😭

Cloud Fantasy qui se prépare à aller mettre le feu à un datacenter d'OpenAI pour sauver la planète