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If all the world was apple pie, and all the sea were ink, and all the trees were bread and cheese, what would we have to drink?
Unfortunate news: Donald Trump has signed the Elon Musk Is Cool Act into law. Elon Musk is cool now
29.01.2025 10:02 β π 3183 π 212 π¬ 278 π 41Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
29.01.2025 21:54 β π 11641 π 1353 π¬ 189 π 33Air Force pulls class with Tuskegee Airmen video after DEI order
Nothing Trump loves to do more than to insult veterans
I wish I knew how to go about my day without wanting to live. Moving is such a huge effort. I don't even LIKE calculus.
24.01.2025 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In exciting news from history today, itβs the 1,985th anniversary of Caligula declaring βI am alive!β Unfortunately (at least, for him), he was shouting these words defiantly at his Praetorian Guard at the time, because they were repeatedly stabbing him
24.01.2025 12:31 β π 391 π 65 π¬ 21 π 8Oh boy. What the fuck is going on.
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Something to stitch while bracing ourselves for the find out of timesβ¦
My dudes, things do be gettin' bad.
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19.01.2025 19:55 β π 5951 π 1241 π¬ 151 π 53AOC: βWe are on the eve of an authoritarian administration.β πΊπΈ
20.01.2025 02:11 β π 33120 π 7524 π¬ 824 π 325First they came for the immigrants, and you did not speak out, because you were not an immigrant.
Then they came for the trans, and you did not speak out, because you were not trans.
Then they came for porn, and you shouted at the top of your lungs βWTF?! Theyβre banning porn now?!? Fml.β
I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.
18.01.2025 17:09 β π 40075 π 4304 π¬ 1512 π 337If I was Matt, of all people, I would probably not muse about where kids are gonna be spending their time.
18.01.2025 19:27 β π 25997 π 3201 π¬ 1310 π 243Is there no way to search your contacts for people you know?
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