oh mercy I implore

re thinking this because one told me it is going to snow and it means we don't have to go to work

When I die, God has to explain to me at the pearly gates of heaven why you get bumhole cramps during your period and then I will let him in.

mission: big fat shit on doorstep

training my cat to shit on my neighbour's lawn because she didn't take my parcel in.

explain this post as if i was a 5 year old that refuses to eat anything but chicken nuggets and cheese puffs.

every day i pray for my str8 sisters. stay safe out there! and by out there i mean on hinge x

bisexuals always go to heaven

bisexuals can have a goodnight but you are on THIN ICE

Good Night and sweet dreams to all the lesbians.

helllllloooooo lesbians

God isn't real because je wouldn't make me get out of a cosy warm bed to go to w*rk

maybe i am the gayest thing on this app

Two hands are holding up two small gorgeous stunning girls with a joyful and warm atmosphere . Po from teletubbies looking very demure holding her hand to her cheek. Lala is blowing a clear bubble filled with smaller colour vibrant balls. both teletubbies' eyes twinkle.

i just think the money would be better spent on purchasing teletubby blind boxes for myself... look at my girls

personally out of all the people in the world i don't think i should ever have to pay tax

show me the Gay™

algorithm make it GAY

bet moo deng still uses twitter

hshshshshshshshshhs MOOOoOoa

my most lesbian trait is that i love women and own 3 cats

i love being dumb !

it got my fat ass

it also has a fugly name 😔 sounds like a new viagra strain.

🗡️🗡️🗡️

when do i redeem?

Follow me for more mental illness.

i mean i already have but i am dressed as a teletubby (but a sexy one)

i'm not going to post a picture of moi on here, you are just going to have to trust that i am hot x

time to rebuild my lesbian empire

things i like : cats, sushi, FATM, being a lesbian. i cant think my brain is 2% battery.

here to be a public menace