if nintendo won't i will
happy vday β‘β‘β‘
@prdrnintendo.bsky.social
Retenez bien Γ§a : ππ π¦πππ¦π π¦π π£π₯π’π‘π’π‘ππ Γnorme geek fan de jv Je ferai des vidΓ©os un jour asexuel PROSHIP/SHEDSKY/GENAI DNI
if nintendo won't i will
happy vday β‘β‘β‘
Here Comes Pac-Man World 2 but it uses the actual model
14.02.2026 21:54 β π 590 π 209 π¬ 9 π 1En 2010/2011 avec des copains et copines on avait montΓ© un collectif de court mΓ©trage nommΓ© les "Bad Bunny"
Bourré, je dis a une copine : "un jour on sera tellement célèbre qu'il y aura une page Bad Bunny sur wikipédia."
2026 : il y a effectivement une page Bad Bunny sur wikipΓ©dia.
Posting βmy lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no gamesβ as I start to black out
14.02.2026 23:23 β π 694 π 228 π¬ 3 π 0πΈ
15.02.2026 09:28 β π 649 π 157 π¬ 2 π 0My valentine's day gift to you
Here comes Pacman drive.google.com/file/d/11sFS...
Special thanks to @ubern.bsky.social for helping out with getting him in
#blender3d #pacman
Some more valentines to share with someone as a sign of your undying love! π
14.02.2026 22:30 β π 334 π 123 π¬ 4 π 3Share these with someone you have feelings for, be they necessary or unnecessary. Happy Valentine's Day! π
14.02.2026 21:48 β π 585 π 263 π¬ 7 π 7r/analytics β’ IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
14.02.2026 23:47 β π 16930 π 4477 π¬ 350 π 1074A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
14.02.2026 20:07 β π 13583 π 4846 π¬ 182 π 129It scared one guy, the screenwriter of DEADPOOL, and I've seen like a dozen separate articles that all state that this one guy now represents all of Hollywood.
15.02.2026 06:48 β π 358 π 46 π¬ 5 π 0Salut
15.02.2026 10:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bonne nuit
15.02.2026 00:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Days of Old
14.02.2026 21:57 β π 1781 π 497 π¬ 0 π 04-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 unrolls carpet outdoors while Person 2 with short hair pulls cart full of more rolls.] (2) [Continuing uphill.] (3) [After going over a bump that takes them downhill, both people catch carpet roll thatβs falling off the cart.] (4) PERSON 2: Youβre *sure* we started installing the wall-to-wall carpet on the right side of the wall? PERSON 1: The other end of the room *must* be getting close by now.
Installation
xkcd.com/3206/
MAYA :D
15.02.2026 00:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The article doesnt actually mention them "distancing" themselves from Palantir, only that prompts to give your ID to Persona were "a test, which has concluded"
Continue to cancel Nitro and migrate elsewhere
D'ailleurs c'est sΓ»rement cette honte qui m'a pas mal fait Γ©voluer lΓ -dessus parce que oh mon dieu j'arrive vraiment pas Γ croire que j'ai fait Γ§a que Γ§a soit arrivΓ© plus jamais par pitiΓ©
14.02.2026 23:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Je suis content de mon Γ©volution quant Γ mon rapport parasocial avec des influenceurs
Genre Γ§a me donne presque honte de me dire que, il y a encore quelques annΓ©es, je pleurais devant mon ordinateur Γ cause du callout de 123Lunatic
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
13.02.2026 22:28 β π 39973 π 7105 π¬ 1319 π 2374POV Youβre on a date with your favorite villager.
14.02.2026 20:14 β π 82 π 24 π¬ 0 π 0been playing this obscure game idk if anyone has heard about it, but theres this silly looking guy that talks funny! #deltarune #spamtom
14.02.2026 23:36 β π 104 π 28 π¬ 2 π 0Black and white comic of Klavier Gavin and Apollo Justice Klavier: Ach... Single once again this Valentine's... How lonely... Surely this time you share my angst, H.F.? Apollo: Uh, no. Not really. Klavier, devastated, thinks: (Apollo is... taken...) Apollo, looking pleased, thinks: (Trucy's gonna bake Valentine cookies for the office... I should buy chocolates too... #treatyourself)
happy valentine's day π
#klapollo #aceattorney
Happy Valentineβs day!
(Commande pour @theflofic.bsky.social )
#yumeship #AceAttorney
I got myself some time to do something for Valentine's day π₯°
#art #fanart #aceattorney #valentinesday #wrightworth
Trucy Wright self-deprecating sprite + birdbrain pose
"Achromatic twisted aeronaut.
A birdbrain! Baby, I don't know when I'm supposed to stop!"
#trucy_wright #trucywright #aceattorney #human
Into ace attorney mood lately..
A little Blackmadhi for Valentineβs Day π
#blackmadhi #aceattorney #art #fanart
Regina and Maya from Ace Attorney, split into two panels. In the first, Regina is smiling widely mid-performance, surrounded by sparkles. Maya stares up at her in awe, squeezing her drink so hard that it's spilling out and saying, "Wow!" Maya is surrounded by pink hearts.
day 14: why are you single β
#minifemslashfeb2026