"Mum.. you can't put Kathy Reichs next to Michel Foucault."
*hastily rearranges the bookshelf*
Cats are and always have been cyberpunks
It upsets me that the sugar puff honey monster has sold out for Alpen.
Me when I need to be instilled with the confidence of a mediocre white man:
We’ll sorely regret giving maladjusted nerds the keys to our future
I would like to wail and walk into the sea wearing a very floaty cotton dress on a moonlit night.
Gaslit by the library.
Sorry if I have to request an article from the Journal of Further and Higher Education, I'm cancelling my tuition fee payments. I'll probably also quit.
Why does my university's library seemingly not own anything?! Why do I have to REQUEST ACCESS TO EVERY SINGLE PAPER AND BOOK I WANT TO CITE?! I've not had this at other universities I've been at... requesting access to CORE journals and books?!
I'm beginning to have regrets picking this place.
Chicago pope.. it's deep dish and the cheese is under the sauce, right?
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Here for the pope memes
It's an epidemic in all fairness
Shouting at Homes Under the Hammer. All the investors turning lovely homes into HMOs 😤😤😤 no wonder we can't sodding buy.
When life throws yet more curveballs and you're already in a perpetual state of existential depression... sometimes the best thing to do is to try the interesting food, drink the fancy cocktails and lean into the absurdity of optimistic nihilism ✨
In an attempt to scare off the Sunday scaries, tomorrow i'm looking forward to a morning swim, a cooked breakfast and maybe some gentle writing in the pub. It has to be done.
Scene.
Saw one of my absolute favourite bands this evening - Front Line Assembly. I'm talking iPod classic, songs on repeat to and from school, isolated and misunderstood because nobody knew who they were.
I somehow found the energy in me to do a rugby line out jump and snagged this drumstick! So happy!
"Let's plant a tree for Earth day!"
Me, a vegan of 8 years with a minimal carbon footprint:
Abysmal state of things. I'm tired.
I've turned auto-rest off because I think that's cocking it up.
My heart rate is not heart rating.
No, it's not that I'm actually super fit 😂 I'm the biggest, most unfit and most stressed I've ever been in my life.
Exhibit A:
Wtf is going on with these swimming splits/laps?
If I see any more of these AI action figures I'm gonna eat macroplastics. Not microplastics. Macro.
Whatever his trick, his elixir... I would like it bottled
"I've hugged a monk AND a nun!"
Absolutely bucket list goals tbh. What a guy 😂
That's effectively what it is!
I've written half a chapter of
✨nothing✨
What's the structure?
✨i don't know✨
When's your deadline?
✨not for a while but that doesn't stop me from screaming internally✨
I just keep adding subheadings 😂
I had many weeks off to sort my head out and now I'm not convinced I know enough words to do this silly degree.
Aaaaahh!! You are so welcome. DJ Breeze at your service
Impressive!!!
