Shulim Leifer

Wishing everyone a very Happy Purim, from our family to yours! 🎭💙

I know the type!

It’s My Cousin Vinny all the way down

Question: are you a lawyer?

Here I am!

God forgive me but Chris Kise looks like if ‘Chucky’ grew to adulthood and went to Law School

You never have to ask me twice 😂

Shalom!

— Shulim

I think 2 things are simultaneously true here:

1. The typical defendant has their rights trampled by the government in legal fights.

2. Trump is worse than the average defendant and should be restricted from using case material because of his demonstrated likelihood to abuse it.

I’m so disappointed in Iggy Azalea 😒

Standing desks are amazing

jewsky/jwitter roll call. circulate widely so we can get back to fighting about food.

You might be threatening him with a good time

I’d love to do this! Recommend me to important people!

Ok but what have you done FOR it?

Right. I can see that. But schlong is a play on the real thing :)

Yes שלאנג is how we say snake in Yiddish. I’m not familiar with any other way to say it.

If you know me from Twitter re-post this please so more of our mutuals can find one another! 💞

Is this a cry for help?

Fantastic content

Hello BlueSkyers:

AMA!

Hahaha I feel like we’re besties then 🤪

Listen, it’s tough work, but someone’s gotta do it! 

Angry and lost in thought

I keep finding myself having to resist the urge to use this platform like a ‘circle’ or ‘close friends’ alternative. Do you get that too?

My life is an episode of ‘Suits’

I’m so disgusted by these techbro billionaires and their god complex bullsh*t.

Consider: Elon broke the “public square” with the help of @jack.bsky.social, who then launched an alternative (which I’d BET Elon has a part of) only mock us with a ‘touch grass’ meme (while limiting signups here)… 🤷🏻‍♂️

Twitter is where you’re less upset with the product being destroyed if you are *paying* for it while it happens, than if you are had it for free. What a time to be alive.