Ba’lam Ka’Kun

Kawaiiiiiiii <3

It throws me how soft roos’ fur are. I want to pet one so badly!

I find it shocking that people are legitimately like this. It almost seems like a forced narrative but no, this is who they really are.

Enjoying the view?
Commission for @luseph.bsky.social

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When @basicallyanubis.bsky.social meditates and I interrupt him.

Cuz you’re awesome and also a twink

I saw JK Rowling on my feed and this popped into my head.

“You’re a woman, Harry.”-Hagrid

The south park episode hit hard on this one lol

Passed my first CIC (Cerified Insurance Counselor) course and apparently I chose the hardest one first. Hoping that means the next four aren’t so damn arduous. Thought I was done with school but apparently not x.x.

The call is literally coming from inside the house now. This is the “pay up bitch” phase for the plane they “donated” to he who shall not be named.

I’m possessed by an insatiable desire to make puns it seems

No, no it tracks. I’ll take it.

I’m honestly concerned about the military in general. Holy shit am I glad I can’t be recalled due to being on the PDRL.

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Yeahhhhh I grew up in that shit and it usually is just straight up condescending due to their “holier than thou” hypocritical mindset. “Bless Your Heart” lol.

You mean in an almost condescending manner? Hell, it usually is straight up condescending who am I kidding lol.

In the words of @basicallyanubis.bsky.social, apparently I am “rage clickbait” which causes me to bring out people’s worst shadows into the light with fucking ease.

If that’s what it takes for people to look at their shit and heal, the ends justify the means. So be it. I’ll throw down.

Handlebar mustache next!

“Myessss….” *twirls*

Wait, no party floor? Man, I missed a few things. How times have changed!

What is he drinking? Coffee? Choccy milk? Or some poor chap's innards?

Awooobis!

Awooobis

YouTube video by Shirley Bassey - Topic Goldfinger

I watched Goldfinger today and am wondering how trump didn’t steal this idea as one of his many hair brained schemes.

The theme song LITERALLY describes him lol.

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Anyone who thinks he didn’t rip his followers and disciples a new one on a frequent basis is sorely misinformed. The real Jesus has some fire lemme tell ya.

Oh and he absolutely fucked. Mary Magdalene will testify to that.

That’s my FAVORITE biblical story about Jesus. It shows he was human and that anger has its proper place when used correctly to push a point.

Trust me on this, Jesus got royally pissed more than once but it was hidden away by the patriarchy so we could be “blinded by light”.

Oh yes. One aspect that is frequently looked over and makes people miss the whole point of why he was here to begin with.

The real Jesus is nothing like the bastardized american version. Not even remotely. Murican Jesus is just a parasitic middle world spirit that preys on fear. Nothing more.

Oh. My. God.

It’s just straight Elder Abuse.

Matt and Trey never lost their touch lol

Contrary to popular belief, I actually detest yelling and being a colossal bitch to prove a point. However, it seems to be the only time I’m taken seriously and then once the FAFO happens, then I get an apology. Rinse and repeat.

I am so fucking over it.

[YCH] Prisoner
They all endured and seemed to enjoy the punishment

look what you did