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@imaginaryplayer504.bsky.social

aka DonSo504 aka Jack Carlton; Aspiring artist; recovering lawyer; Saints fan; LSU fan; Here to laugh and be washed in peace. Semi-unc years old; pre-Katrina ⚜️ > ATL

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I knew Tommy Tuberville was a pos but I didn’t know it was this bad.

22.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a level of blood libeling of immigrants (and their citizen children, being lumped in as 'illegals') comparable to the demonization of Tutsis in the time immediately preceding the Rwandan Genocide, or the libels against Jews in the buildup to the Holocaust.

Their intentions are clear.

21.11.2025 17:17 — 👍 282    🔁 91    💬 9    📌 1

This mf really do not care 😂

21.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When people are hooping and hollering into the microphone in storefront churches on I always wonder if there’s someone next door at Wing Stop wondering wtf going on over there

21.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so many ugly things about that scene.

21.11.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What would make a person become a professional slap battler?

21.11.2025 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had no idea

21.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that’s a good one. I hadnt even considered schools. I’d have mine up in a lab or library tol

21.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It sounds like Brian Kelly all over again. “If he can be competitive there he can dominate at LSU”

21.11.2025 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so many black people in Atlanta working for the CDC that just gotta be quiet about everything they are seeing to keep their job

21.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pray for me when I’m up
Because that’s when I need the most protection
Comfort me when I’m down
Thats when I need your deep connection

21.11.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The debate on the House floor right now is so very, very stupid. A bunch of people who's salaries are paid by tax payers, doing a job that would be impossible to outsource to the private sector are condemning the evils of socialism. Either they are stupid, or that they think you are.

21.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 1323    🔁 239    💬 81    📌 16

Not advocating for people to mask on planes during covid, flu, RSV season. You need to wear a suit and tie.

21.11.2025 13:00 — 👍 55    🔁 22    💬 3    📌 2

Hall’s dating demands don’t be crazy they‘re just crazy for a stranger.

But when I tell yall to date amongst the people you see and know, yall say they not fine enough.

Pick a struggle.

21.11.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sleep???? 😭 on???

There’s at least 5 positions on this thing that can PUT you to sleep afterwards.

21.11.2025 10:38 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Fresno is big enough that it would be the most populated municipality in 28 US states

21.11.2025 05:28 — 👍 682    🔁 58    💬 24    📌 7

I had some good meals and went there with my first crush and my second girlfriend.

21.11.2025 04:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Bob Johnson ran BET the way the country is being run right now, we wouldn’t stand for it.

21.11.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They have only hired people who are already compromised or can easily be bought. That’s the only explanation

21.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Allen got rocked tonight. I’m going to sleep happy. It’s downfall season, baby 🙌🏾

21.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 2    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

from the name of it I see what typa time you was on 😂

21.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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DeMeco Ryan’s right now

21.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NFC fans (specifically eagles)have to be smiling. Ain't no way this Buffalo team is good enough to win the Superbowl and the Ravens and Chiefs are on the outside looking in

21.11.2025 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Club Mist … Scottsdale AZ

Some of my best nights.

21.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Wtf? #Texans

21.11.2025 04:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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7 sacks on Josh Allen

21.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Texans absolutely cannot lose this game after getting 6 sacks and a INT on Josh Allen

21.11.2025 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anybody after babymama #3 might be in a cult

21.11.2025 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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6th sack for Josh Allen tonight

21.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 2

Who’s performing at halftime of the NFL Christmas game this year?

Nobody cares. That’s the power of Beyoncé

21.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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