Chillrhino

I hope the Japanese gentleman who stood up in the crowd got hella laid afterwards

This is what Bullet with Butterfly Wings is about

I hope they bring forward the cancelled games too. GIMME DRAGON HOPPER DAMMIT

I played the hell out of these when I was younger!

👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

Gimme dat retro X-Force card please and thank you

Also, did I hear you’ll be adding TEN more figs to the display?!? 😍😍😍

Damn shoulda bought 3!

DK Bananza is the most wonderfully depressing game. It’s clearly the work of lifelong game developers mentoring novices and it’s the kind of game we’d have a lot more of if game publishers actually let game development be a stable, life-long career for people.

Comics you can hear

Congrats Bill!

It is June 2025. I’m standing behind a Best Buy in Atwater Village waiting to pick up my Switch 2. The LAPD is driving by playing Mario songs. I wish they were solving actual problems.

It is March 2017. I drive through Culver City blasting Thundercat at 330am after waiting 5 hours to pick up my Nintendo Switch. I get home and start a pulled pork in the crockpot.

It is November 2012. I am at a birthday party for a friend at a swanky LES hotel. It is packed, and I wish I was picking up my Wii U. It was also underwhelming.

It is March 2011. I walk from my tiny studio apartment on the East River to the GameStop on 86th St to pick up my Nintendo 3DS. It is incredibly underwhelming.

I head to the Electronics Boutique in the Eastwood Town Center in Lansing to pick up my giant cache of games and accessories. I bring it back to my house, in the middle of a huge party. We drink Whiite Russians and make Miis till the sun comes up.

It is November 2006. I drop some friends off at a rural Meijer to wait 12 hours for the chance to buy a Nintendo Wii.

It is November 2005. I wake up after a night of dorm drinking to drive my friend Brian and I to an Electronics Boutique to pick up our DSes. We are very disappointed with Pictochat.

It is November 2001. I’m standing outside of the Electronics Boutique in Lakeside Mall to pick up my hefty GameCube bundle, including an absolute dogshit Mad Catz controller. The dude in front of me bends over, exposing a grody butt crack.

It is June 2001. I sneak out early on a half day to pick up a Glacier Blue Game Boy Advance and a bunch of games that I paid for with my own money from flipping burgers.

Joke’s on Zaslav I never stopped calling it HBO Max

You know this is hanging over Nightdive Studio’s head like the sword of Damocles

Those weird little watering can freaks from Mario odyssey

I hope they add these lil freaks to Mario Kart World

FOURVEL!!!!!!!

a man with his face painted like a clown is holding his nose . ALT: a man with his face painted like a clown is holding his nose .

I really thought the higher prices were already a response to the tariffs 🫠🫠🫠

I’m in how much $$$$ do you need

Truly doing the lord’s work

I hope Scott is using his Sony deal to produce a Hey Randy tv show. As a fellow midwestern dirtbag millennial I’m a whore for the lore! #WhoreForTheLore

Your cover of Institutionalized on the tribute album rips