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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.” — The Declaration of Independence

Apparently you aren't part of "the American people" if you don't have employer sponsored health insurance...

It is deeply strange that everyone believes Mamdani will somehow make a government monopoly on grocery stores & that he will actually make it happen but were totally fine with the heinous shit Trump said because "he's not actually going to round up people with funny accents and throw them in camps"

the law of the short underpass is, at least, immediately self-enforcing

No, I did NOT trap a man in a burning building for views. That was the other guy.

A music show poster illustration of my OC Jazmin the music witch

Music witch - Roadmix ✨🎧

It's crazy how this became my most controversial opinion IRL

Rich people have tricked all the poor people into thinking that other poor people are to blame for all their problems and so that's why rich people should be treated better.

Japanese doesn't do double negatives into positives so it's plausible but I would say 毎週月曜日は早くおきません to disambiguate "I won't get up early on Monday" from "every Monday I don't get up early"

Or 絶対に月曜日で早くおきません。

B, no idea what circumstances you would use A

The number of American homeowners has stopped growing.

Steve Gatewood, Facebook: some dudes in the lunch room today were talking about Charlie Kirk and must have noticed me listening and one asked "what do you think of all this charlie kirk stuff" and I was like "oh idk I never heard of her" and he said "him" and I said "oh great another liberal obsessed with pronouns" and he said "HAH I'M FAR FROM LIBERAL BUDDY" and I said "sure you are go tell it to your furry club" and pointed at the Ohio State buckeyes mascot on his shirt and I'm pretty sure he believed in political violence for a second.

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr

BREAKING: Donald Trump suggests that the federal government might revoke the licenses of TV networks that are “against” him.

I started putting scare quotes around "nation" because at this point it's just an economic bloc sharing a common lingua franca

Sabagebu! (2011)

Democrats with the top ten all time anime betrayals hehe

I cackled

thank you so much

It's more natural to say 肉は食べられません which technically means "I cannot eat meat" but also means you do not want to, or dislike it.

Further casual and normal sounding would be 肉は苦手いる

In Yuki's bedroom, Yuki, Asako, and Mami sit on the floor around a low table doing their homework and talking about Yuki's secret admirer, Yutaka. Yuki: <Wh... what are you talking about??> Asako: <OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!> Mami: <Morita saw you and Kobayashi shopping together in Harajuku.>

Megatokyo webcomic 1181 panel 6
megatokyo.com/strip/1181
#webcomics #manga

Long time mutual blocked me in the dead bird site

Me listening to coworkers talk about current events

まだちょっと続きそうな夏