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@segy.bsky.social

Big husky of NoVA. He/him 34, Ametuer singer, professional Drunksky, notorious hug dealer, maker of puns, & awoo expert

745 Followers  |  516 Following  |  142 Posts  |  Joined: 24.08.2023  |  2.2575

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Good election results, AND Dick Cheney died 🍾πŸ₯‚

05.11.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did the thing~

04.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have all my new pc parts except for my motherboard :/ was supposed to be delivered today but now it's delayed to who knows when

22.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service 🫑

29.09.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

18.09.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 31487    πŸ” 11463    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 103
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WHOSE LEGENDS WILL BE WRITTEN IN ARAMÁN? βš”οΈ 🧭 πŸͺΆ πŸ‘€

Take a (respectful) first look at our stunning new #CriticalRole Campaign 4 adventurers before their tale begins at the table this OCTOBER 2ND!

@willingblam.bsky.social is TEOR PRIDESIRE 🦁

[ Art by Loren Hontalinna & Hannah Friederichs 🎨✨]

15.09.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3585    πŸ” 680    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 189
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A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

10.09.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 18927    πŸ” 3882    πŸ’¬ 248    πŸ“Œ 353
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Happy #InternationalDogDay

27.08.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unknown number from a Seattle area code texted me asking why I haven’t responded on Telegram, but I don’t have any unread messages? Not sure if it’s phishing or someone I blocked, but then I’m not sure how they’d have my phone number. Either isn’t great :x

26.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’m gonna put the paperwork in. Like I know it’s a very long process and I might not ever need it but I think it would be good to have just in case

21.08.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got back from having lunch with my dad, hadn’t seen him in like 8 months or so. While we were talking he brought up that apparently my uncle had done some digging and found out that we’re eligible for dual citizenship in Germany, and it seems like most of my extended family has already applied

21.08.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯΄πŸ†πŸ’¦

20.08.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk what’s happening #Samalamadingdong

16.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gladius for the original Xbox. Game was sorta unfinished but I still loved it lol

09.08.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ice cream tastes even more delicious when you're at the beach, especially if you're a big boy. Many thanks to @segy.bsky.social for purchasing this auction. I hope you enjoy this commission as much as I enjoyed making it.

05.08.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ–️

05.08.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Top panel: A brown floppy-earred dog with spots around their nose grabs the handle of a white mug of coffee on a table in their mouth. Bg is a warm peach/orange.

Bottom panel: The dog is now standing, holding the mug handle in their mouth with the coffee pouring out onto the floor. They are bamboozled. Bg is a sad desaturated blue.

Top panel: A brown floppy-earred dog with spots around their nose grabs the handle of a white mug of coffee on a table in their mouth. Bg is a warm peach/orange. Bottom panel: The dog is now standing, holding the mug handle in their mouth with the coffee pouring out onto the floor. They are bamboozled. Bg is a sad desaturated blue.

Happy Doggust!! Day 1: Mutt. TGIF everyone. :')
#doggust #doggust2025

01.08.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2856    πŸ” 685    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7
Segy sitting on a sunny beach under an umbrella enjoying a popsicle and cooler full of drinks. It's nice being able to fantasize about actually getting time away from work lol

Segy sitting on a sunny beach under an umbrella enjoying a popsicle and cooler full of drinks. It's nice being able to fantasize about actually getting time away from work lol

Life's a beach~

Picked up this super cute YCH from @locofur.bsky.social~ go check out his stuff :3

30.07.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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🐺πŸ”₯

22.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6282    πŸ” 1488    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 10
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Uuuugh I don't want to work on this anymore. I could give this dude a lot of scales but he was just going to be a sticker and I wanna move on!

22.07.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm just having fun

19.07.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3379    πŸ” 908    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 10

It’d be nice to go a week without calling the cops. Just had a customer make a death threat to one of my coworkers. She’s a nurse from the local hospital

19.07.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been at work less than 5 hours and we’ve already had the cops come to our store twice, and multiple other incidents. Wtf is happening

11.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A 1940 newspaper clip from the Springfield Leader and Press, declaring: Superman Poisoning American Children, Irate Nazis cClaim."

A 1940 newspaper clip from the Springfield Leader and Press, declaring: Superman Poisoning American Children, Irate Nazis cClaim."

"Superman Arouses Teutonic Anger" reads the headline in the Amarillo Daily News"

"Superman Arouses Teutonic Anger" reads the headline in the Amarillo Daily News"

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?

That led to the discovery of these headline β€” from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.

My how times change ...

11.07.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9306    πŸ” 4039    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 208
sickos meme re-done with mac, paws on a window barking. he has a collar with a bone nametag that says "sickos" and he's saying "ROO... BOOWOO WOO... ROO!"

sickos meme re-done with mac, paws on a window barking. he has a collar with a bone nametag that says "sickos" and he's saying "ROO... BOOWOO WOO... ROO!"

is this anything

25.06.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7822    πŸ” 1973    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 44

@segy is following 20 prominent accounts