Dave Holmes

Started REEEEAAAAL Dirtbag Left, but Covid…I don’t know, it changed him.

Vaj is a Proud Boy, I just know it.

DuckDuckGoing “do we need a moon”

He…already looks like a haunted doll.

If you’re an immigrant with legal status who’s committed 0 crimes you can be sent to a torture prison where you’ll be raped and dehumanized.

If you’re old pals with Trump and ran a pedophile ring you get sent to a cushy minimum security prison despite being ineligible because you’re a sex offender.

It’s so good, I want to go get an unhealthy crush.

Tragic Comedy (Remastered) by Immaculate Fools on Apple Music Song · 1984 · Duration 4:17

Right around this part of the summer every 5ish years, I rediscover this song and listen to it a million times in a row. music.apple.com/us/album/tra...

Would love that reading list if u got it.

“Thanks for loaning me The Donger. He’s really bitchin’.”

I spent my formative years doing everything in my power to keep guys like this from calling me a fag, and…they…just tweeted it out

Michelle was REAL CAREFUL on that first step

I have an idea what if we completely stop listening to guys who can only think of things in terms of their real or imagined stock price

PREACH

I am still embarrassed that we gave him a tv show

As of Friday, July 25 at 6:36am pacific time, we are still pretending we do not understand exactly how and why Trump has struggled in dealing with the Epstein files.

She wins the rooftop garbage creature sass crafting movement battle though, and her sense of pride and accomplishment is really infectious!

The QAnon Shaman has turned on Trump! Because we care about this guy's opinion now.

You do not care one way or the other about seeing it

When that Bloodhound Gang song was released, Mike Cernovich was 22 years old.

The Ozzy vigil they’ve been doing on Ozzy’s Boneyard is fascinating for a lot of reasons but two big ones are
1) how many people are like “now he’s in heaven,” which I hope he is but in 1981 I was sure he was the actual devil, and
2) a LOT of his solo stuff is adult contemporary with guitar solos.

Hadn't thought about that one in years, but YES- that too.

Thank God you had each other.

Ozzy Osbourne being an 8-year-old's worst waking nightmare.

Come on, you think this guy wouldn't do it?

There was a hot rumor in my subdivision that Ozzy would throw a puppy into the audience in the middle of his show, and say "we will not play another note until that puppy is DEAD." Terrifyingly plausible to 8-year-old me. If I found out a friend liked "Flying High Again," I was like: "OH NO."

I know the concern is that this guy will now become some kind of folk hero or at least rake in some big donations, but I have to believe that this is the face that makes even the most committed and indulgent nazi say “No.”

Lol

And they immediately acted guilty! Stand there and smile and the whole thing would have been over in 20 seconds.

This restored a lot of faith.

The guy who is so vain and fragile he couldn't allow his doctor to say he was merely healthy, he had to be The Fittest President In History, willfully put his obstructed-ass veins into the news cycle. Colbert thing BAD, grand jury thing IRRELEVANT, keep fucking digging.

Feels like we're moving past the creepy letter and the wonderful secrets awful quick. Don't forget: he's so scared of it and whatever is still to be revealed HE SENT HIS PRESS SECRETARY OUT TO TALK ABOUT HIS BIG FAT ANKLES.

You rarely see such a perfectly distilled example of “I am a man and therefore I am obsessed with masculinity and also frightened of everything and in need of constant protection.” Grow up, Lumberjack Games.