@daveholmes.bsky.social
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
Okay fine ONE King, as a treat. youtu.be/YlXtrnh-Ejo?...
18.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
I love you America, but your new boyfriend is a tool.
18.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 97 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
In my capacity as this year’s Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actor, I condemn this and so does my mom who died in World War II and is Jaclyn Smith. Send me your social security number and let’s do something about this TOGETHER apnews.com/live/donald-...
17.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Counterpoint: fuck you.
16.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 89 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0Role Model kinda looks like Fred Savage.
13.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
When all is said and done, Mike Johnson will be remembered for repopularizing the phrase “settle down, Mary.”
12.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 100 🔁 25 💬 21 📌 3I bet Kim Cattrall and her husband’s sonnets-and-bass sessions are usually hot fire but they couldn’t find the magic that day.
10.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0In a very similar way, I was passed over for the Best New Artist Grammy this year.
10.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 57 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The opposite of the In Living Color Halftime Special
10.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 157 🔁 9 💬 29 📌 6I will never get over how stupid and awful and ugly this whole moment is.
08.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 122 🔁 13 💬 10 📌 1
Donald Trump blasts NFL over Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl halftime show
oh word does he really
07.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Used to be a guy like this would just be funneled straight to private equity
05.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 53 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 1Throughout time and across the infinite and multidimensional universe, this is the most embarrassing shit that has ever happened.
04.10.2025 20:24 — 👍 56 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1Not the most important thing, but he sure does change who he’s addressing right in the middle there.
04.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 63 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0Some of us are like "this song is nice" and some of us are like "the use of the word 'green' is a reference to a comment left on an Audrey Hobart IG post by Conan Grey in 2023 where if you read it in reverse the first letters of the first four words are S-E-R-P which is obviously
03.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1It is THE Diet Slice anthem.
03.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This moment is like a reboot of Revenge of the Nerds without the nerds. It’s just Ogre and Ted McGinley doing whatever they want and facing no conflict or resistance.
02.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I miss Indie 103.1 you guys
02.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 1Today’s speech will be known forever as the No Fats No Fems Address
01.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 200 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 1If any of what Pete Hegseth or Donald Trump have said today conveys “strength” to you, I would encourage you to meet a human being.
30.09.2025 13:49 — 👍 100 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0Feel good hit of the season
29.09.2025 01:36 — 👍 115 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0HIS IRREPRESSIBLE JOY
28.09.2025 20:30 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0I remember “some poorer people in rural areas deal with life’s challenges by clinging to guns and religion” being the greatest insult of all time.
28.09.2025 20:28 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What the fuck are we doing here people
28.09.2025 19:21 — 👍 50 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Nightmare Dana Delany
28.09.2025 02:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you!
27.09.2025 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hosting the fan q&a/soundcheck with The Hold Steady at the Teragram at 4p today. Got Qs for THS to A? Lay them on me.
27.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1God dammit. I really loved this guy.
27.09.2025 16:55 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0The Vineyard Vines mailing list should be designated a domestic terrorist organization.
26.09.2025 17:12 — 👍 50 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
