Dave Holmes

JESUS CHRIST.

Dude was an ICU nurse.
ICE vs. Good wasn’t enough on the nose, now it’s ICE vs. ICU.

Well, I mean, you might google “gas masks,” because the people you are protesting are almost definitely going to gas you, you ghoul.

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Hey thank you!

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You do sometimes get the sense that on some level he knows the world is going to turn into a Lionel Richie video the moment he dies.

I loved the season when the Facts of Life girls worked at Unednables.

Clear and splendid thoughts from the president of the United States. (And a wonderful bonus from the Fox News chyron.)

If a guy in a nursing home were going on like this, his kids would be getting a call from the staff recommending a more advanced level of care.

Powerful stuff.

I want my $8 beverage to taste as much as like milk and an ice machine as possible…sorry if you’re triggered!

Katie Miller posts a photo of a Starbucks drink labeled EXTRA ICE, and the tweet is “I like my coffee how I like my country: EXTRA ICE” because she is the stupidest fucking jerk this country has ever coughed up.

This is real. What’s the point of being evil and in charge if you are ALSO THIS CORNY

So yes.

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Imagine thinking “this is an act of violence”instead of “our boys got outwitted by buckets of water and should go home.”

Takes a special kind of person to remove the allure of both bisexuality and MDMA.

Please pray that this brave American warrior never encounters a moderately aggressive elevator door.

The Golden Globes backstage announcing…I can only assume Bari Weiss is behind it.

Snuffy Smith movie when

Wrote a full paragraph of extremely sick Jesse Watters burns for this. My wise editor said, “I love these, but is he worth the space?” He is not. Fuck him. Fuck all these losers.

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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

“It has to be [absolute mangling of the word ‘judicious’], because that’s what we’re about” is a little on the nose.

So…Maduro was a brutal narcoterrorist who needed to be brought to justice, but also “he could have been living somewhere else right now, very happy?”

As a resident of Los Angeles: NOPE

President Mucinex Dad up here talking about people are going to restaurants again, it’s cool, it’s great, thanks everyone

I fell off with this but you’ve inspired me to get back on. Happy 2026!

It is objectively perfect that people are posting about MTV going off the air forever last night instead of turning on the television and noticing that it did not.

Third Proclaimer lookin ass