@daveholmes.bsky.social
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
…also on Spotify IF YOU MUST open.spotify.com/playlist/3Nv...
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The non-2025 songs that scored my 2025 music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
08.12.2025 21:27 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0☝️
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You see it right
07.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
07.12.2025 20:30 — 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 9Started Heated Rivalry last night, and I don’t care whether either lead actor is gay, but I’m glad they chose two men who are authentically caked the fuck up. Visibility matters.
06.12.2025 15:21 — 👍 77 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0Zonker’s nephew in Doonesbury lookin ass
04.12.2025 20:33 — 👍 385 🔁 37 💬 13 📌 1Crispin Glover on Letterman vibes.
04.12.2025 17:14 — 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Waiwaiwait: “strong floor no ceiling” is REAL?
03.12.2025 16:28 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
In the last few months, I’ve started lifting weights, and annoyingly it has improved my life in exactly all the ways they tell you it’s going to. This machine has made it all easier. If you’re looking for a home gym for your 2026 self-improvement, I recommend. www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a6...
03.12.2025 16:07 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hi it’s me your dad
02.12.2025 22:31 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Background lookin like he’s on a capsized cruise ship
02.12.2025 05:13 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Over there own citizens.” Dude can’t be bothered to learn the third-grade
basics of his own mother tongue, got some nerve calling anyone else incompetent.
A talent show.
01.12.2025 01:29 — 👍 58 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0IT IS AND I HATE IT
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I am wearing The Sweater.
29.11.2025 02:23 — 👍 120 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0
The parallels between Donald Trump’s Truth Social feed and Britney Spears’ Instagram can no longer be ignored.
26.11.2025 16:54 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0We should be starting a three-week period of SOME Christmas music and only afterwards should we enter the time of ONLY Christmas music.
26.11.2025 04:54 — 👍 69 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1“Keep a shoe on your ostrich-ass foot while hundreds of other human beings spend hours trapped in an enclosed space with you” YES! “for the glory of America” uffffff
24.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Imagine taking a perfectly good message like “dress like an adult on an airplane” and clunking it up with “because it honors our country.”
24.11.2025 21:04 — 👍 57 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 1Awaiting my harvest. I ain’t paying to read more of that, I’m happy for you tho or sorry that happened
22.11.2025 05:44 — 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Do‘n gerunds with a dropped g like this Truther does with “Fuck’n” is my favorite dumb thing, up there with the superfluous comma between the last adjective and the noun, like “he is a dumb, stupid, communist!”
22.11.2025 01:42 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 01987 Chess King lookin ass
21.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 68 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
Kristen Bell as Mary Magdalene in a Fox News podcast about the life of Jesus. Sure, whatever
XOXO, Gospel Girl
20.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 68 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 6
Fox News Channel, 11/18/25, 8:05pm Eastern, seriously.
19.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 459 🔁 58 💬 50 📌 16Back when there were TV movies about suburban women losing their grip, they would style them like this in the scene where the family can no longer deny there is a problem.
18.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 742 🔁 105 💬 62 📌 9Tonight’s events should just magically reconstitute it.
18.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anybody know why there’s a Gawker logo projected onto the night skies?
18.11.2025 02:32 — 👍 98 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0God almighty.
16.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know what’s wild? In a couple of days there’s going to be another week.
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