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Hey thanks, weird ad, but I don’t see myself making use of this functionality.
Counterpoint: he’s an embarrassing goofball.
The biggest bunch of losers the world has ever seen, God help us.
Got into this here www.esquire.com/news-politic...
One day I will see the name “Markwayne Mullin” and not read “Mudvayne,” but today is not that day.
I a little bit hope the apocalypse is nigh, because I want to see Jesus just absolutely crank this dude in the mouth.
The delivery of “I asked God to forgive me. He has” is really something to behold.
“Iran, I hate you and I hate your ass face!”
I want to say this delicately, but if you can’t see and hear the Corky St. Clair in this, I can’t help you.
Also, did effeminate boys of the 20th century NOT get constantly told they were girls by peers/coaches/whoever? “You run/throw/laugh like a girl” etc? I got plenty of that shit, and it did not take, because effeminate and trans are not the same thing.
Absolutely insane she doesn’t have a hair fan
Kinda dares you not to call it Epstein Fury
Mid-career Danielle Steel soundin ass
“People who have no idea what the real World is about“ put this in my head and now yours youtu.be/9OP5UE-1NU8?...
Squirrel as a Weapon is my favorite later-career Pat Benatar song.
we don’t deserve you
My 94-year-old mother gets 30+ spam calls a day between her iPhone and her landline. So now she turns off the former, unplugs the latter, and is unreachable to her family. Makes me fucking furious.
The mediocrity of evil
This guy gets it.
Oh god there is also the “frankly” where he says the same thing twice and then “frankly” and then says the same thing again. This pizza is o-shaped and a circle and frankly round.
I am a strong “we love it don’t we folks.”
I guess I’m not shocked that the Republicans I grew up with ended up not really caring about small government or states’ rights or, like, NATO. But I’m genuinely surprised and disappointed they haven’t distanced themselves from this tacky nonsense.
I am absolutely death bed hallucinating this entire moment in history
The screeching drone cameras following all the olympic downhill athletes are very Phantasm.
