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30.06.2025 17:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@naxxfish.bsky.social
Tech Lead, software engineer in video games industry. ex-broadcast engineer. SciComm enthusiast. Writer? (If I say it here maybe I'll actually finish something ...). Mostly harmless. https://naxxfish.net/
Dad mode ENGAGED.
30.06.2025 17:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I once prototyped something like this for another media platform upon request. We found that a) users loved it b) content creators hated it.
18.06.2025 18:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, but we aren't talking about life critical systems, just mild inconvenience. Undesirable failure modes may be acceptable if the impact of them occurring is less than the impact of mitigating the failure.
17.06.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Things I say that sound like they don't make sense but they actually do #37
"Wow, that game is very HDR"
Just learnt about 8 years late that Buzz from 3DBuzz - where I learnt 3D modelling in Maya as a teenager - passed away from cancer.
17.06.2025 21:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That moment when a can jumps out of the recycling bin like an intersecting object being resolved by a collision system.
15.06.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am become dad, vacuumer of cars
15.06.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's time for another electric vehicle charging video.
Too many people believe EV charging solutions require expensive, huge electric circuits (or worse: service upgrades).
The really high-power ones people tend to go with can be a headache, but there are many other options!
youtu.be/W96a8svXo14
Tricky thing would be making sure clients are authentic (and have uncorrupted data) and are just as trustworthy as the authoritative server.
Steampipe indeed uses HTTP, and clients also support diff patching (which has consequences when you build your package if you want to optimise downloads!)
Maybe like losing all the skin and muscle on your foot and walking on your foot bones ?
15.06.2025 19:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I dearly hope I can implement this successfully one day π
15.06.2025 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An augmented reality image of a desk with a keyboard and desk mat up against a white wall, with a computer generated image of a monitor overlayed onto it, except the computer monitor is facing downwards towards the desk.
Yeees this is exactly how I would use this product Amazon. No, there is no option to rotate it.
15.06.2025 19:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you know that if you find a swarm of honey bees in the UK you can contact a local beekeeper to come collect them ? Ask me how I know π€£ www.bbka.org.uk/find-a-local...
14.06.2025 19:57 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You might say it's the Utah teapot ... but that's not popped up as often recently in my experience! More of a thing with graphics programmers than modern devs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_te...
09.06.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A 3D render or two iced donuts, with sprinkles, on a plate which sits on a wood surface. In the background on the surface is a partly out of frame mug, and a white wall
What's the #gamedev version of the Willhelm scream?
I propose it could be ... the Blender tutorial doughnut. www.blenderguru.com/tutorials/bl...
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We're looking for a technician to join our Audio-Visual team, working on an exciting variety of live programmes and events, including the famous Christmas Lectures. www.rigb.org/av-technicia...
@jamie.laundon.org may disagree with this shirt π
09.06.2025 19:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An overcast day, a building across a road with floor to roof tinted windows with red window frames, with no visible doors, in the middle a name placard runs the full width of the building with a name reading "Square Root Business Centre".
Now I know where to go any time I need to raise something to the power of 1/2
24.05.2025 17:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Actually given the fumes that I'm trying to remove from my house now, it probably has good reason to be.
24.05.2025 14:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I learnt: not to put my finger in a running desk fan, and 1/30000th of a second is faster than a goose in a high wind. Whatever that means.
24.05.2025 14:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Painting a shelf with biocidal primer sounds like I'm doing something that should be against the Geneva convention.
24.05.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donating blood and nurses keep checking on me because I keep spacing out. I've had to explain that's just normal behaviour for me π€£
24.05.2025 12:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've never quite understood why we use the phrase "meteoric rise to fame". Aren't meteors things that fall out of the sky? Maybe that's the point ...
24.05.2025 09:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No I'm just inflating your bandwidth bills π΅
24.05.2025 09:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait I think that one was for me ...
24.05.2025 09:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You'll never get an A in Biology!
24.05.2025 09:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Saying that the Met Office's new weather predicting supercomputer is "cloud based" is a bit ambiguous ... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
19.05.2025 21:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Christ, that was a near miss for the EBU.
17.05.2025 23:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A listing in the Deliveroo app of a calculator which can be purchased for Β£17.99
@standupmaths.bsky.social are you aware that it is now possible to get a calculator delivered to you by Deliveroo ?
17.05.2025 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stand up for trans rights π³οΈββ§οΈ
Join me and @GoodLawProject and help us fight the rollback of trans rights in the UK.
goodlawproject.org/s/851fc4