the cat

babe lets lock in while we parallel play

the kingdom of God is a trenchline where we all have to die

that construction worker has the opportunity to do one of the funniest things ever

everyone's doing badly these days anyway, apparently. so what else is new

you don't have to ask me how I'm doing bc I already have a pretty good idea how I'm doing & I'm pretty much the only one who ever does anything about it if I'm doing badly, so

fortunately, if you feel bad for long enough, sometimes that can reset the dopamine system to a more attainable baseline 🙏🏻

feel bad -> try to feel good -> feel bad -> try to fe—

mariners

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

my dream job is a disability check tbh, I'd finally feel like all those years feeling like an incompetent r*tard amounted to something

you a whirling mass of blades for that one bro

you think it can't happen to you? god puts us all where it wants us

you might think this isn't true because I also love complaining,

however,

in silence gotta be one of my favorite ways to suffer

anything I'm decent at took me years to learn

lmao

haha yeah

it would be nice if economic activity was organized intentionally toward prosocial ends

hm ya that makes sense, no sidearm to draw & maybe also wearing plate carrier?

what do their belts look like these days? 🤔

depends on what you want out of one ig, I used a cheapo elastic three mag for competition & it was good for that (but couldn't carry shit in it but reloads)

high-functioning* autism

* some terms and conditions may apply

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

they say guns & alcohol don't mix but I've never had a problem using them at the same time

have you tried prostrating yourself before God and your fellow man and doing everything in your power to serve His will (and their needs)

a square filled in with dark reddish purple color #5f3b54.

#5F3B54

power-frau zu sein wär mir
persönlich zu anstrengend

Rep Eric Swalwell says "when we're in the majority, ICE masks coming off"

the perfect liberal statement

when you vote us back in, we'll give the gestapo nametags

A lot of people around me making stupid fuckin decisions lately. Not me though. Killing it

but something you have to hold your hands out to receive.

in any case it's what the book says, though I don't know for sure what to make of it.