Joe Waeyaert

I'm really hoping the presence of Dick Hallorann's character on Welcome to Derry is setting us up for a series of Stephen King universe shows, specifically a The Shining series. Because I WILL be watching

Man I get so sad when holidays pass

Crying about the Lord of the Rings movies again

St. Francis. A sissy.

Blindly buying Ethel Cain tickets for her show in Nebraska. Because I need to hear her sing A House in Nebraska...in Nebraska.

I have said "girlbossed too close to the sun" as a joke so many times and now I can't anymore because SOMEONE had to take that from me

Worse-than-usual songs, AI promotion videos...I swear to God if she reveals that the entire thing was AI and bad on purpose to then drop the "real" album as some kind of "commentary" I'm going to be so fucking annoyed.

I love when people think they're doing something by pretending to be confused by the singular "they" because like /you/ are the one who looks dumb here. It's you, Mary.

even more unbelievable than the fact that theaters continue to produce Grease and that people still flock to it, is that they can even find actors who want to be in it

The rich delicious irony of all of this is that these evangelicals would absolutely be fooled by the antichrist. It would be so easy and happen overnight.

Old man downtown today created a ✨ situation ✨ when he confronted some pro-Palestine demonstrators and his wife pulled him away and I heard him say "they're chanting for the terrorists." I hope the rest of his day was terrible.

I'm getting really annoyed with this "they're trying to divide us, don't let them" narrative. Like maybe "they" are, but either way I'm not going to continue being friends with people when they show me they're a bigot, so

Anyway I started knitting my big ridiculous blanket. I'm determined to actually finish this one

how long do we think it will be until they start believing a conspiracy theory that Karlie Chirk is still alive and will return on a soon-to-be-specified date and "take this country back"

Talking about yesterday's events and my friend kept calling him Kirk Cameron

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

watching all these conservative dipshits suddenly understand what it means to have empathy and shaming other people for not having it is actually going to send me into psychosis

Do we put out the assassination celebration decorations WITH the 9/11 decorations or should it be its own separate thing

Republican Christmas is in just 2 days they must be so excited

I want to block that Jet2 Holiday sound on tiktok, I am so tired of hearing it my God

I loved KPop Demon Hunters so much, it made me so happy

I have tons of random yarn I got from my aunt a couple years ago and I think I'm just gonna use all of it to make a big ridiculous blanket

I love when your computer needs an update but doesn't say anything and just starts going like 🤷🏻 when you try to do anything on it

Do you want to hear me fart?

Ask me how to unlock the extreme farts extension pack

Here comes a serving of 34 farts

Can't wait for someone to do in Aunt Gladys for snatch game...and it better be good

I get so annoyed at people who laugh during horror movies when nothing funny is happening. No one thinks you're cool cause you're awkward laughing. You're annoying.

I loved Weapons so much oh my goodness

Crawling into bed to go to sleep at 10:30 who am I