a cartoon of tom talking on a phone with the fbi on it ALT: a cartoon of tom talking on a phone with the fbi on it

It’s ACAB til i die but im about to call them people on yall troglodytes that keep INSISTING to do fireworks at 1am

Just housed two (2) Tokyo Teas in a Dave & Busters….very overstimulated lmaooo

These viejitas on Nextdoor really be airing out everybody tea like it’s Facebook…girl I’m just looking for a lightly used patio set

Mug reveal ✨

I took my babygirl to see Beyoncé for her first concert and she didn’t even know until we got to Sofi 😭 #cowboycartertour

Jiggly Caliente in her cast member photoshoot for ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars’ Season 6.

Bianca Castro, known professionally as Jiggly Caliente, has passed away at the age of 44.

Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.

NOT THE LOVE IS BLIND GAME LMAOOO 💀💀💀

The cameraman is messy as fuck for repeatedly panning to the hijabi girl at Virginia and Devin’s wedding….you know exactly which one lmaooo #loveisblind

Sara fucking sucks lmaoooo like you KNEWWW his stance on things. No answer, is an answer to “the issues”. But as a white woman, she was able to overlook that enough to get engaged. NEXT #loveisblind

Lauren really staring at Dave like 😐 while he drunkenly tells her she don’t have to reach out no more lmaooooo

Dave from love is blind looking dumb sitting outside in the cold in Minnesota in the winter without gloves, a scarf or a hat???

if i send you this it means im full of shit #loveisblind

Dave should be sent to the gulag EXPEDITIOUSLYYYYY #loveisblind

Those cowards at Netflix couldn’t handle the divas that would come out of Love Is Blind: IE

Rewatching Mindhunter and I’ll never get over how those assholes at Netflix ripped this away from me

Transphobic LGB’s are sooooo stupid. Wtf makes them think their identity isn’t on the chopping block next?

Madison is giving me Victoria Padretti teaseeeee #loveisblind

Bestie came thruuuuu we’re seeing BEYYYY

Ticketmaster yall will not be seeing the pearly gates…why is there not an option to change your phone number on file without contacting customer support?? What happened to two factor authentication????

Ethel Cain on the cover of Homme Girls magazine.

Logo for IMG Models.

Ethel Cain has signed with IMG Models modelling agency.

Kendrick Lamar is right there lmao

What if we someone got them all to eat one (1) blue taki. I think they would all keel over

We really should just [redacted] these old farts. They’re already one hip injury away from the 🪦

This is probably one of the most important elections to be happening right now and it’s dependent on my city. This could help congress and the United States if she wins.PLEASE SHARE

I'd marry Jasmine Crockett without blinking an eye.
Such a crush... ♥

OMFG! 🔥🔥🔥🔥Rep. Jasmine Crockett:
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!"

Waaaait can we pause the impending doom til after July? I’m tryna see Cowboy Carter 😭

Ayyyeeee me too!! See you there boo 😘

The Democratic Party needs to get out of this woman's way.