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When a random person I haven't spoken to in years suddenly reaches out, my first thought is always that they're trying to lure me into a ponzi scheme. 🤨

Sorry, but no amout of shaming will ever get me to read a WIP. I've been burnt too many times. I'll lock in and take it seriously when the author is ready to commit!

Lol exactly! So heavy but such a godsend during emergencies!

Oversized handbag containing everything I own including the kitchen sink. Am I becoming my mother?! I used to leave home with nothing more than a tube of lip gloss and a dream! 🤯 😨😱

@mishacollins.bsky.social is remarkably good at social media for a man old enough to qualify for retirement benefits. Very Millennial/ GenZ coded! 🤭

The daily temptation to tell my boss that he is NOT the boss of me. 🙃

He's so gentle, I can't take it. 😭

two women are standing next to each other on a stage with a lighthouse in the background and holding hands . ALT: two women are standing next to each other on a stage with a lighthouse in the background and holding hands .

Blanche from #TheGoldenGirls has thee best outfits. An 80s baddie! 🥵

Drop the fic, don't be shy!

opening a fic for a pairing you don’t specifically ship just because the summary is interesting

"It's the thought that counts" is no excuse forgiving a thoughtless gift. Please, don't think of me, I am not a charity case. 🙃

Fic so good that leaving a single kudos just isn't enough. I need to drop one for each paragraph! 🥵

Exactly!!!

Need that! 🥵

a man wearing a trench coat and tie is standing in front of a sign that says 30 ALT: a man wearing a trench coat and tie is standing in front of a sign that says 30

Good luck, Ivonne!!

Misha Collins wearing an elf hat and ugly Christmas sweater

Castiel plushie wearing an elf hat and a (photoshopped) ugly Christmas sweater

🤭 The resemblance is uncanny...

Lol I had no business watching this as a child but it was worth it!! 🥵🥵

Look him up in "Lie With Me" and thank me later. 🤭

Unholy thoughts, Erika! 😩😩

Sorry but that video of him trying to sneak a look at your phone is pure PORN!!!!!! Just smut! I don't male the rules, Cath! 😌

Never give up hope that, one day, you will pull a book from a bookshelf and that secret door will finally open for you.

Yes please!

Maybe! Plot Twist:JA doesn't care about their tawdry affair, he just doesn't want them doing it up against his car. 🤭

Prepare to be frustrated, Kat. The stupidity is maddening. I love holiday themed horror though. Krumpus movies next! 😌🤭

Jealous Jensen is not a pretty thing. @creationent.bsky.social #jensenackles #jaredpadelecki

@mishacollins.bsky.social is a sick man! 😂😩

A final girl so dumb, I started rooting for the killer #BlackChristmas 🙄

@mishacollins.bsky.social's body is a conundrum. How can one man be so BIG 🥵 and yet so SMOL 🥺 at the same time?!

The way I'd be on my knees BEGGING for just a crumb of cock. !!! 😭😭😭