When a random person I haven't spoken to in years suddenly reaches out, my first thought is always that they're trying to lure me into a ponzi scheme. 🤨
Sorry, but no amout of shaming will ever get me to read a WIP. I've been burnt too many times. I'll lock in and take it seriously when the author is ready to commit!
Lol exactly! So heavy but such a godsend during emergencies!
Oversized handbag containing everything I own including the kitchen sink. Am I becoming my mother?! I used to leave home with nothing more than a tube of lip gloss and a dream! 🤯 😨😱
@mishacollins.bsky.social is remarkably good at social media for a man old enough to qualify for retirement benefits. Very Millennial/ GenZ coded! 🤭
The daily temptation to tell my boss that he is NOT the boss of me. 🙃
He's so gentle, I can't take it. 😭
Drop the fic, don't be shy!
opening a fic for a pairing you don’t specifically ship just because the summary is interesting
"It's the thought that counts" is no excuse forgiving a thoughtless gift. Please, don't think of me, I am not a charity case. 🙃
Fic so good that leaving a single kudos just isn't enough. I need to drop one for each paragraph! 🥵
Exactly!!!
Need that! 🥵
🤭 The resemblance is uncanny...
Lol I had no business watching this as a child but it was worth it!! 🥵🥵
Look him up in "Lie With Me" and thank me later. 🤭
Unholy thoughts, Erika! 😩😩
Sorry but that video of him trying to sneak a look at your phone is pure PORN!!!!!! Just smut! I don't male the rules, Cath! 😌
Never give up hope that, one day, you will pull a book from a bookshelf and that secret door will finally open for you.
Yes please!
Maybe! Plot Twist:JA doesn't care about their tawdry affair, he just doesn't want them doing it up against his car. 🤭
Prepare to be frustrated, Kat. The stupidity is maddening. I love holiday themed horror though. Krumpus movies next! 😌🤭
Jealous Jensen is not a pretty thing. @creationent.bsky.social #jensenackles #jaredpadelecki
@mishacollins.bsky.social is a sick man! 😂😩
A final girl so dumb, I started rooting for the killer #BlackChristmas 🙄
@mishacollins.bsky.social's body is a conundrum. How can one man be so BIG 🥵 and yet so SMOL 🥺 at the same time?!
The way I'd be on my knees BEGGING for just a crumb of cock. !!! 😭😭😭
