we here at monster energy believe that Palestine deserves to be free of oppression and that Israel should ceasefire immediately. Today we amend our saying to #freethebest in solidarity with the Palestinian people.

If you don’t delete this we will fucking find you and give you the biggest swirlee you’ve ever had (and I’m sure you’ve had plenty)

I haven’t been posting bc I was placed in intensive care for 17 days after drinking 7 different Monster Energy Rehabs. My boss said i should be more of a team player and show brand loyalty so I chugged as many of our delicious Tea+Energy drinks as I could. it changed the color of my feces. #monster

This is great news! But you should celebrate with our newest Monster Energy Reserve blend: Orange Dreamscicle. Then you’d be getting more than one raise #monsterenergy

If you drink enough monster your pee will turn monster #monster #energy

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lo-fi beats to UNLEASH YOUR BEAST* to #monsterenergy #monsterjuiced

*this is just a slogan, stop making dirty jokes, we'll get in trouble

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coffee fucking sucks #unleashthebeast #monsterenergy #sucksnotfucks

Wir werden nur dann ein neues Getränk namens „The Final Frontier“ herstellen, wenn Sie es TRINKEN

you can whisk monster energy into your eggs in the morning for a beastly pickmeup - we recommend the Juiced Monster (mango)

Say that to my fucking face dude #unleashthebeast #official #monsterenergy

My favorite can is YOUR can, baby

thank you for reading

Now this is an illicit use of our product that we fully endorse and encourage. Unleash your (multicolored) Beast!

me too :*

Monster Energy drinks are healthy according to the FDA and our reputable group of Super Sciencetists. They have the right sugars, a perfect amount of carbo hydrates, and MANY sources of health. Please do some research before slandering our brand (this is called libel)

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Do you remember the first time you masturbated? The shame you felt in front of God and Country? The exhilaration at a strange new discovery? Well, now you can! Our patented Juice Monsters combines the power of energy with the wisdom of juice to improve YOUR memory and give you righteous erections

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The social media team here at Monster has been informed by our adult sons that using productivity as a measure of success is not "snatched". We apologize for our earlier post demanding you resume your productivity. We simply meant to encourage you to UNLEASH YOUR BEAST WITH A MONSTER ENERGY DRINK.

Feeling the afternoon sleepies? THEN WAKE THE F*** UP AND DRINK ANOTHER MONSTER ENERGY DRINK. Do you think your enemies are busy napping right now? ENERGIZE YOURSELF AND RESUME YOUR PRODUCTION. -Monster Energy Drinks

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