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5 panel comic 1. me, a waitress: “what can i get for you?” 2. man holding applebee’s menu: “i’ll have the chipoltay burger” 3. another woman: “can i get a chipottel burger” 4. man in a trucker hat “chipeetle burger” 5. me lying in bed 10 years later, thinking “chipeetle…”

chipotle burger #comic

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

Out After Dark With Late-Night Workers and Zohran Mamdani New York City socialist mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani recently spent the night reaching out to workers in Queens who keep the city moving after most New Yorkers are asleep. We tagged along.

I joined @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social as he took his campaign to the people who keep New York running while the rest of us sleep, and considered what his mayoralty would (will??) actually look like.

I thought if I made the right noises it would stop
I thought if I was good enough it would stop
I thought that if I loved hard enough it would stop
But it doesn't stop out of pity
It stops because you put a stop to it.

this makes me wanna throw up. incredible work <3

Artists! Post your hot men art! 🔥

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23.

A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

The Bisexual Manifesto: We are tired [the rest is redacted].

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

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Najia and Ra's 🥺
#Art #DCcomics #rasalghul
#Drpumpkinsart

#deltarune #krusie let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude 💍🤜🤛

FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now

Izquierda Derecha, by Juan Genovés, 1967, 📸 via @beysicc

I asked all my very fake super fictional and overall not real characters and they said they super duper consent to all the weird shit that happens to them.

QRP with something watery 🌊

#Raruurien #art

Do NOT believe the misinfo going around

There absolutely have been MASSIVE TOS updates

Most notably:

1) Specifying no FICTIONAL noncon
2) No "dangerous" kink
3) No DISCUSSING self harm, suicide, or substance abuse unless its "educational"

So what can we DO about it?

#SaveSpeech

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Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment

This Week's Onion Magazine:

In the middle of a vast green field, a red dragon watches over a flock of sheep. The company takes a break beside a huge oak tree and a shimmering pond.

Shepherd

I post these from my iPad (cuz procreate) and they look nice and bright and colorful. then I look at the post from my android phone and they always look like muddied doo doo garbage 😭 display differences are my enemy, I just wanna look at my art from my phone and not hate the way it looks aagghh

a digital illustration of a guy trying to eat noodles with a cat on his shoulder. the man (Asher) has long dark hair, a loose fitting hoodie; he is holding a cup o’ noodles in one hand and chopsticks in the other. he is looking at the cat with a bemused expression. a black cat (Merp) stands on his shoulders, staring at the noodles. there is a text bubble for Asher that reads “You’re not getting any of this.”

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[ #ocsky #ocart #originalcharacter #art #procreate #digitalart #oc #illustration ]

coates is genuinely a generational writer

you think they ever get tired of playing dumb? it must suck knowing you can lie and everyone will assume you're a giant dipshit. killer strategy, but humiliating.

An illustration that says "free palestine" with drawn elements representing familiar Palestinian cultural iconography

Free Palestine forever 🇵🇸

We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.

A place to rest