@cowboybehavior.bsky.social
I’m just a himbo doing his best.
A hashtag? Jesus fucking Christ brother.
07.05.2025 13:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I guess I’m finally asking for help cause I’m afraid of ending up homeless given the circumstances. If you can’t donate, please spread and share as much as possible
31.03.2025 21:14 — 👍 6 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 2
Trump Is Now at War With Iran
open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...
I went on a date with a psych PhD student once like 4 years ago. After I responded to her asking about my relationship with my parents and mentioning anxiety she deadass said “sounds like you could benefit from a beta blocker.” 😭
09.03.2025 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro beta blockers bro.
09.03.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Damn big MCM really stepping up their game. Like yes you’re right I DO need a forested bungalow for $2m.
01.03.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kind of want to learn how to place iv’s so I can hydrate myself when the bed rot hits hard
24.02.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I been internally screaming for a week now. Can you die from yearning?
16.02.2025 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lonely, for you only
14.02.2025 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13.02.2025 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What do you call it when your body feels like you’re stuck floating at the top of a roller coaster?
13.02.2025 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Moshi moshi
13.02.2025 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Princess Diana really used to have that shit on. Drip too hard.
09.02.2025 20:07 — 👍 27 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 3Doing graduate physics at Arby’s®️ because the bus website wouldn’t let me buy a ticket in the Uber on the way to the park and ride 😩
08.02.2025 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep having a bad dream mid meal that I’m out of taquitos. Nope. Still got one left we good !!
07.02.2025 03:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.02.2025 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The US Empire is burning but at least it’s not burning while drake is still popular
04.02.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
RIP
02.02.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whatever’s going on in Dallas is craaaazy. Mark Cuban would never. 🤯
02.02.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Séamas is just a drama king. We love it.
02.02.2025 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Going to bring man bangs to the world in a big way
01.02.2025 04:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
What a diabolical feature to put on your app 😭
01.02.2025 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Out here giving their human children dog names.
29.01.2025 04:33 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
One mission
Two Clips
and some Triple Beams
I’m bout to blow this whole shit
to smithereens.
I’ll post better starting now
29.01.2025 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0on a scale of 1 - Being G
God of your own personal planet in the afterlife™️, how cult-like are they?
I’m sure they does
29.01.2025 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Handled the trials but damn.. the tribulations. 😭
28.01.2025 04:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
