Roberta Gale

Sexism and fun at Spirit Halloween Part Two. Plus Napoleon and Oscar Wilde strike a pose and Lesbians tease me! This week’s holiday post on Pushing 70 Without Flooring It. robertagale.substack.com/p/part-two-a...

Part two #Halloween #costumes blog post for "Pushing 70 Without Flooring It" is up on #Substack. Free forever to subscribe and only once a week. you don't need to subscribe to read.https://robertagale.substack.com/p/part-two-another-one-more-uno-mas

So beautiful!

If I ever stay up late enough again to go to a Halloween Party, I'll have to dig up my old jacket. I remember those!

Latest post: Creative moms who were always making their own everything would spend weeks sewing some ornate costume that the other kids were secretly jealous of, but given the scant emotional health of the very young, they treated costume kid like a pariah. robertagale.substack.com/p/a-totally-...

A Totally Biased Old Person Romp Through Spirit Halloween The company that once sold cups shaped like women's asses shows us you're never too young to look sexy! And another ADHD break.

Latest blog post: Spencer Gifts Halloween Sex sells for all ages—if you’re female. Plus no-show assholes, heather oatmeal is a color, and cheap fake it ground beef! It's free forever to subscribe, so please do- and share with friends if you like it!

Turning Cheap Seats into Good Seats: Usher Schmoozing, Soft Mints, and Women's Empowerment And the National Weather Service made me forget my raincoat, rendering me incapable of writing a catchy subtitle for this piece

"I made sure to buy the end tuchus-holders, next to the fire escape, exit, stairs, bathroom, snack area, and within chatting distance of the usher..."
My latest story here, and it's all free...forever!

Turning Cheap Seats into Good Seats: Usher Schmoozing, Soft Mints, and Women's Empowerment And the National Weather Service made me lose my raincoat, rendering me incapable of writing a catchy subtitle for this piece

You want the good seats but don't want to pay for them? Read this! Also--soft granny mint porn! My blog--Pushing 70 Without Flooring It-- is free (and always will be!) and only once a week. If you like it, please subscribe and share with others.

Charging up the ol' NOAA weather radio for the upcoming Arizona Tsunami and stashing survival items: Toilet paper! Trader Joe's Mushroom Ravioli with Mushroom Truffle Sauce! Also shameless plug for my FREE-FOR-LIFE Substack on Comic Aging, Pushing 70 Without Flooring It robertagale.substack.com

My latest story on Substack--no more closet condiment eating! Some humor as a brief respite from political news. Please subscribe and share if you like it. It's free and always will be, and it's only once a week.https://robertagale.substack.com/p/i-was-a-closet-condiment-addict

No kid, you don't get mellower as you get older... there's just no teachers around to punish you for being hyper and annoying!

Getting mellower with age? Nah! Latest post--subscribe--it's free and fun!

Pushing 70 Without Flooring It | Roberta Gale | Substack I'm almost 70 and still hyper. Paranoid, yet practical. Dog lover. Meditation. Medication. Talk a lot. Occasionally very funny. Post-doctorate in foulmouthery. "Representative. REPRESENTATIVE! Click t...

Latest Substack post. Getting mellow with age? I don't think so! Subscribe and share with your friends if you like what you read. It's free and only once a week.

Pushing 70 Without Flooring It | Roberta Gale | Substack I'm almost 70 and still hyper. Paranoid, yet practical. Dog lover. Meditation. Medication. Talk a lot. Occasionally very funny. Post-doctorate in foulmouthery. "Representative. REPRESENTATIVE! Click t...

Old but still still have your sense of #humor and #snark --about yourself? Check out ageing my way #funny #oldpeople #women robertagale.substack.com

This was going to be a post on childhood toys and the life skills they taught me, but stuff happened. I blame my head, the funsters on the vaccine advisory panel, and my dog.

My latest post on headaches, side effects and not writing about childhood toys because life gets in the way. If you like it, subscribe and share with friends--it's free!

Estate Sales Are Not Judgement-Free Zones When your life is 50% off on Sundays, all bets are off

#Estatesales Where I get to judge everything about a stranger's life.

Old Person Saturday Nights No Night Driving Does Not Mean No Thrills!

Old Person Saturday Nights--My latest Substack might give you some quasi-fun ideas about what to do this weekend without driving at night! #Weekend #funnywomen #humor #seniors #old

"We don’t have Ketchup, mustard, ranch dressing or pickles"—a sign at a new uber-trendy, overpriced, forced-casual, young-hipster-magnet restaurant in my hood, proudly proclaiming the power they have over the sheep who spend their money there. Condiment snobbery portends the end of humanity!

You're Never too Rich to be Thrifty On creative food saving, shopping, and making friends with men who sell meat

Save money on food and make new friends! My latest Substack:

Why Do Old-ish Broads Like Me Get a Thrill out of "The Gilded Age?" It's not because I imagine a shirtless and sweating George Russell wielding a pickaxe and mining all of Morenci himself.

In which the waves of feminism meet the Block Universe Theory

The Shoe That Got Away When desperation meets "that model has been discontinued"

They don't make it anymore, but you have to have it. Germaphobia vs desperation.

We Provide Pee Pads for Each Other Love and Leaks

We Provide Pee Pads for Each Other: on leaking, love and being regular

Admit it @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social is who you secretly want to be. So stop being so fucking polite. No more mad AF. It's mad as fuck. Grow up and grow some balls or pussy or whatever you need to grow, but nice doesn't cut it anymore. You don't want a king? Be an emperor of New York-style rage.

In another world and circumstance,she would be a #supermodel. #Somalian displaced-persons camp/AP photo

Thank you--I really like the photo!

Love the photo. Don't mean to be picky but it's spelled Phoebe.

Sol Dog moves in Sol Dog moves in

Congratulations to @soldoglodge.bsky.social
on the opening of their new campus. Now even more #dogs can be kept out of overcrowded #shelters. #Tucson #Marana #OroValley digitaledition.explorer.tucsonlocalmedia.com/infinity/art...

They have to stop being so wimpy and trying to please everyone!

When the going gets weird, the weird bake muffins.

I think you mean Sweetwater Wetlands. Sweetwater Preserve is further west in the Tucson Mountains.