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Indeed 😂
One for shower upstairs and one for kitchen sink.
Needs doing every 3 - 4 months but still quite satisfying.

Literally just back from Tesco with two of these, magic 💪

Nincompoops 😂

Routine (What's that these days?) 2-0 win
Zero drama 🙏🏼

Is that what some normal Barclays feels like?
Been a while 👊🏼

Heard a radio friendly version on radio 1 few months back, there was literally no point 😂

Wow, not gonna lie, I'm impressed 😂

Not 212?

She didn't even go! Ran back in and left me at the far corner of the garden.
Also, I'd already been 👍🏼

Wouldn't be the first time!

Ok, 2-1 then after going behind 👍🏼

Yeah, going for a wee outside during a storm takes it out of ya 😂

Routine (What's that these days?) 2-0 win
Zero drama 🙏🏼

Ain't that the truth 😂

I'm still as optimistic as the next guy but maybe not in that 15% 🤯

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I'd ffs

If probably jokingly say something inappropriate about his Mrs and make things (more) awkward as he takes it the wrong way 😂

Ha ha, well, he has mentioned his wife by name a few times and that seems to have stuck so I could name drop her into a convo 😂

I'm sure of that 😂😂

Local dog walker does similar, knows my name and the pooch and always uses both every time!
Been calling his dog George for ages, last week he corrected me as he's called Graham, seems I didn't even get that bit right 😳

Making my 3rd coffee I realised I'd used my wife's decaf for the first two and have just mistyped a word so badly that spell check couldn't help me out 😮‍💨
#FML

No idea on the weight, pre packed from Aldi, always find their gammon way less fatty than Tesco.
Shove a few cloves in, peel some veg, slice an onion, top up with cider and cook for 6-8 hours.
20 mins prep, kids love it 💪🏼

Still got half a joint left after feeding 4!

That's the main reason (footy) this sort is thing is done so makes sense from that perspective 😉

Coco and the new addition Mika 🙌🏼

My friend had a similar problem and turns out their service provider was poking their nose in, my friend now uses a vpn 👍🏼

A firm favourite in our house!

Smoked gammon in the slow cooker with cloves, carrots, parsnips, onion and soaked in dry vintage cider.
I'll see you in about 6 hours 😍