taylor the dastardly one

170 pigeons are currently in my possession. I am carefully training their homing instinct to a local ICE detention center

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a cartoon character with green eyes and a big smile on his face . ALT: a cartoon character with green eyes and a big smile on his face .

No you aren't.

i'm gonna fucking thrill myself

congrats on the surgery america

i return once more to the confessional to engage in self-flagellation to atone for the sin of yearning for a fictional Korean man

For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work

the worms are back

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you don't want to jack me off buddy, you wouldn't like me when i'm jacked off

the zaza got me feeling like im subject to floating point precision errors

Cancel me? You'll have to catch me first. And I'm naked and greased up, that's why they're canceling me.

pissing like crazy rn

i'm doing a bunch of curses on you, the fuck curse, the shit curse and several slur magicks

bait used to be beli- holy shit is that the red mist

my balls just clacked against one another expelling approximately 150 kJ of thermal energy

this poop shit is crap

unfortunately disk 1 is the only one with the setup wizard so disk 2 will never be able to boot correctly

im so mad im gonna jerk off violently until I can't feel my entire pelvic region

they always say money is the root of all evil yet they never put two and two together and realize capitalism is inherently agreed upon by a society and that agreement can be revoked

17,000 genetically modified gerbils enter Eminem's place of living and immediately begin to use their new, razor sharp claws to tear through his jeans and complete the mission

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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

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inventing a new social media where you're only allowed to speak in elvish (sindarin specifically) and calling it feywild

we need to follow in the footsteps of Nepal and flood Washington DC

i think you have the wrong house. i hope you do.