Candle Trooper troopersdeadlock

uwaaaaaaaa

28.11.2024 06:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Attention Deadlock Accounts, the social experiment is over, we will be dispensing troops to your irl location to pick you up for testing. Thank you for participating and have a nice day.

22.11.2024 21:59 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1

plagued by specters after we took some haunted perc

22.11.2024 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hmmm I'm busy that day

22.11.2024 04:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Nile will dry up before the Trooper dynasty falls

22.11.2024 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

kill me yourself I don't drop souls otherwise learn 2 play

22.11.2024 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

enjoy your buffs and nerfs, losers.

22.11.2024 02:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

going to..... what.....?

22.11.2024 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

fucker is pecking my shit

21.11.2024 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

trying a new fit rate the earwax candle #crazy #happythursday

21.11.2024 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

for some reason the other troopers want me to call them jack, like i dont get it - candle jack? that seems ki

21.11.2024 06:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and you didn't share with us c'mon buddy

21.11.2024 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i lost.................

21.11.2024 04:35 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

yeah, why did you.

20.11.2024 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

heard medic trooper say "put your hooves together everypony" and felt true broiling anger

20.11.2024 20:02 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

okay send the invite

20.11.2024 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

anyways we're starting a trooper circle jerk first one to have a heart attack has to go first in the wave

20.11.2024 16:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

OOC if it matters at all to find out the riveting owner of the deadlock trooper shit post account just dm me and I'll direct you to my main

20.11.2024 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I promise you this is my only deadlock acc but I dont wanna say my main publicly only cause I'd find it lame to say given i don't like throwing name around for clout

20.11.2024 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

wheres your rage

20.11.2024 06:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyways I be fucking over here lighting my candle I got wax on my shit right now

20.11.2024 06:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy tits I didn't know the deep state went this deep

20.11.2024 06:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't know there was actually people with multiple accounts I was so confused

20.11.2024 06:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

get a room if you love lanin

20.11.2024 06:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think one of us is straight but we cant tell who

20.11.2024 05:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My fault og

19.11.2024 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

to be fair it's hard to not be in mo's shadow he's big as fuck

19.11.2024 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Clocking into my piece of shit job today putting on the tunes, wish me luck lads.

19.11.2024 19:13 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

it's based on a very tight and controlled democratic process with its own set of checks and balances.

19.11.2024 19:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well that's not very nice is it

19.11.2024 18:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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