The Blue Gooner

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"Undeniably Dutch"

Need the Palestra on this list

"Notre Dame is not in any postseason game because Notre Dame has launched some sort of a crusade against every institution at once" - @jasonkirk.fyi

If history has taught us anything, it's that launching ill-fated crusades *is what Catholics do*

Sometimes the timeline serves up gold @nauerbach.com @janecoaston.bsky.social

Keep up the great work, Brian! Just, uh, please do not do that thing again. I prefer to read your pieces without tasting bile.

Brian Phillips is an incredible writer who just made me throw up in my mouth.

*Less* than ten words? Grammar aside...

"Stop being oligarch-slobbering fascists you con artist twats"

Speaking as a Michigan fan, your team / that game made me want to drink an arsenic martini.

This Aday Mara guy seems like he might be good.

@jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

There are only three certainties in life

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Diego Pavia will haunt Hugh Freeze throughout this life and beyond the grave

Arsenal fan here. I'm so sorry about what you've had to deal with from a very sad portion of the team's fanbase. Not okay, and not who we are or want to be.

Keep up the good work, Ryan. Look forward to reading all of your work--even when it's critical of Arsenal!

How Gyokeres' presence affects Arsenal's build-up play, how it's different from what Kai does in build-up, and some data-driven opinion about which approach is more likely to be successful in the long run as the season goes on

I threw up in my mouth a little. Worst part is... it makes sense.

Also worth noting: Jordan Marshall is STRONK

I'm sorry but that one food is at least four different foods.

Hey, so, just for whatever it's worth, I am not that guy but I would like to read the article and don't have a subscription...

I see the way the defense lines up and just queue up "DAMMIT WINK" in my head

🎶 Sell Trossard? No way!
Nor Martinelli!
Twenty pound, twenty pound, twenty pound pound pound! 🎶

Serious question: who is this officiating crew and how much is New Mexico paying them

The definition of insanity is doing whatever the hell Manchester United do over and over again and expecting to win

Indiana Jones and the Dinosaurs That Roamed Just Seven Thousand Years Ago, It's a Fact, Haven't You Ever Read Genesis

There's an eating ass joke in here somewhere

With apologies to (in no particular order):
Her
Edge of Tomorrow
Inception
The Social Network
Moonlight

What are the odds that a Rodrygo transfer actually happens? It seems like all the talk is one-sided about interest from us, but not so much from his camp. @gunnerblog.bsky.social #arsecastextra

Poor damn Fitzgerald Toussaint

Damn it I don't even like NFL schedule release lollapalooza or whatever they call it but the Chargers are so damn good at this

Man, journalism just can’t get a win.

This is only partially about the Kentucky Derby.

Death by cringe

lolllllllll